Rip the embedded hairdryer off the wall and swing it like a morning star and shriek like Xena Warrior Princess going into battle (AH-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI!) as you exit the locker room whilst creating a bubble of protection by spinning the hairdryer above your head since you are likely much shorter than him thus it will be right at eye level
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Rip the embedded hairdryer off the wall and swing it like a morning star and shriek like Xena Warrior Princess going into battle (AH-LI-LI-LI-LI-LI!) as you exit the locker room whilst creating a bubble of protection by spinning the hairdryer above your head since you are likely much shorter than him thus it will be right at eye level
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He's a sexy Indian dude so he's shorter than me
Maybe strangle him with the cord
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