THE ROBOT IS STUCK! For my DUI sentence they had me have a Skype call where I talked to people 1 on 1 who had lost family members to drunk drivers. I was super nervous and pounded a bunch of beers before it started. My memory is foggy but they kept having me switch from person to person like it was Omegle and I kept getting nexted.
When it started I thought I was watching a video recording because the guy had a whole monologue ready. It seemed like a recording and I thought I was only on screen for a proctor to verify that I had watched the video. I was drinking cider off screen and the guy eventually said, "you keep duckin away there. Are you checkin your phone or somethin?" I realized it was live and apologized 😭.
There is something in my email saying that I'll get the answer to whether I have completed the victims' perspective panel within the next few days. It's probably fine but I'm kind of nervous because my memory of the whole thing is so vague.
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I have this amazing trick for being an alcoholic but having 0 DUIs. It's not fricking owning or driving cars while you're an alcoholic.
I have less than zero sympathy for you. You got off incredibly easy because it's a crime that rich people and their kids do. You're a "non-violent offender" because you didn't wipe out a whole family this time. Frick you.
Unironically if you don't think this is important you should die.
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what happened to u neighbor u used to be so based
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Being stuck in bed all day for 6 weeks can reduce basedness in certain cases.
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Even though I have been a car-cel when an alkie I've never driven while drunk (wasn't my style of drinking, I'd binge drink at home). Still, people frick up and deserve a chance to change.
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That's the correct way of doing it.
Not for fun, just to sleep without nightmares.
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We are kindred spirits and I mean it. It creeps me out.
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That's occurred to me too. Just please don't go out if there might be ice.
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We need a secret handshake.
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It's a normal handshake except I lean in close, brush the hair away from your ear, and whisper "dude bussy lmao".
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People don't get arrested the every single time they drive drunk. She's been doing this awhile to have been arrested
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She just happened to crash her car.
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yeah she's def changing lmao
unironically your first DUI should result in a 1-year license suspension and your second DUI should result in a permanent ban for the rest of your life.
but ya'll aren't ready for that convo yet
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No, I agree. You can change while your license is suspended.
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your first DUI should result in capital punishment
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I mean like George Bush got a DUI and he became the president of Amerikkka, and Thats yt privilege for you
!mayomoment and thats the tea, sis
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drunk
driving 
is fun tho stop moralstragging
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go back to fricking reddit lmao no one cares about your trauma
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Dont be misogynistic
and its EVERYTHING
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