THE ROBOT IS STUCK! For my DUI sentence they had me have a Skype call where I talked to people 1 on 1 who had lost family members to drunk drivers. I was super nervous and pounded a bunch of beers before it started. My memory is foggy but they kept having me switch from person to person like it was Omegle and I kept getting nexted.
When it started I thought I was watching a video recording because the guy had a whole monologue ready. It seemed like a recording and I thought I was only on screen for a proctor to verify that I had watched the video. I was drinking cider off screen and the guy eventually said, "you keep duckin away there. Are you checkin your phone or somethin?" I realized it was live and apologized 😭.
There is something in my email saying that I'll get the answer to whether I have completed the victims' perspective panel within the next few days. It's probably fine but I'm kind of nervous because my memory of the whole thing is so vague.
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Never change
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Thankfully shes leaving the country or going to jail so ill be escaping soon.
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!metashit new pizzashill
dangerously single 
arc
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He's gonna be a homeless junkie soon.
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How could he, he makes millions a year selling
Pokémon cards 
for fun
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finally we can get classic pizza adventures back
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Pizza single arc when?
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This dumb b-word
is going 
to eventually hurt someone and herself if she doesn't quit drinking.
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No no I sent her a message about second chances and changing, this was just a joke.
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I made a post about blacking out at a party and she offered her number so i could talk to her for help to stop drinking, that's 1000% frozen
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That's great and all but didn't she just get out of inpatient mental health treatment?
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Pizzashill will get tired of her butt and stage a low-budget Diana-type ending (should be easy since this hoe can't do anything sober)
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Based and boozepilled
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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i love you, zozbot
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Feels nice to see someone make you look like you have it together?
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!oldstrags I miss omegle. I nearly got tricked into showing my peepee to a group of girls from my school on there until I recognized one of them
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Know the pain bro, when I was in highschool loads of girls tricked me into having s*x with them
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I hope you reported those p-dophile male feminists
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All the more reason to show an r-slur b-word your peepee
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I don't miss Omegle, sure you got to see boobs once in a while but we tried it occasionally while hanging out and the girls who flashed us ratio to Indian men masturbating was like 1:20
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I have this amazing trick for being an alcoholic but having 0 DUIs. It's not fricking owning or driving cars while you're an alcoholic.
I have less than zero sympathy for you. You got off incredibly easy because it's a crime that rich people and their kids do. You're a "non-violent offender" because you didn't wipe out a whole family this time. Frick you.
Unironically if you don't think this is important you should die.
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Even though I have been a car-cel when an alkie I've never driven while drunk (wasn't my style of drinking, I'd binge drink at home). Still, people frick up and deserve a chance to change.
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That's the correct way of doing it.
Not for fun, just to sleep without nightmares.
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We are kindred spirits and I mean it. It creeps me out.
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That's occurred to me too. Just please don't go out if there might be ice.
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We need a secret handshake.
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It's a normal handshake except I lean in close, brush the hair away from your ear, and whisper "dude bussy lmao".
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People don't get arrested the every single time they drive drunk. She's been doing this awhile to have been arrested
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She just happened to crash her car.
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yeah she's def changing lmao
unironically your first DUI should result in a 1-year license suspension and your second DUI should result in a permanent ban for the rest of your life.
but ya'll aren't ready for that convo yet
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No, I agree. You can change while your license is suspended.
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your first DUI should result in capital punishment
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I mean like George Bush got a DUI and he became the president of Amerikkka, and Thats yt privilege for you
!mayomoment and thats the tea, sis
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drunk
driving 
is fun tho stop moralstragging
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go back to fricking reddit lmao no one cares about your trauma
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Dont be misogynistic
and its EVERYTHING
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what happened to u neighbor u used to be so based
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Being stuck in bed all day for 6 weeks can reduce basedness in certain cases.
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You're a piece of selfish garbage. Go to AA and get your life together.
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No you're a catch go booze cruising in a school zone
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Can a spiritual program of action save this young lady?
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Yes
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I am a victim of FOID NONSENSE
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Depends on the race
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People still use Skype?
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Whatever the updated version of Skype is called. Teams.
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Do you have a humiliation fetish?
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No kink shaming
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Especially your kinks
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!boozers this is BOOZERMISIA
LITERALLY 1984 BRAINWASHING
id pour one out for you
but im not wasting my precious
beer
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commit suicide and name this as the reason and become a martyr.
kinda r-slurered to drive a car while boozed though. but i cant judge, itsa god-darned given right to get fricking hammered and hammer a family with a van.
ive only ever been out on a motorbike after drinking when no-one else is on the roads. the booze makes the 100ks on the shitty dirt much better or something
sidenote: if anyone wants to feel like they are about to be ina WPD video: get a mate, go out at night into the scrub. one of you gets out and the other follows em in the car with high beams on behind them.
Its the perfect atmosphere for "im about to be shot arent i?"
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Lmao r-slur
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Just say 'your sob story just makes me want to booze cruise more' to each of em
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Drinking before a Skype call with families of victims of drunk driving accidents is some pretty wild shit.
It sounds like you legitimately have a drinking problem and really need some sort of help. AA sucks but it often works, some places have secular alternatives if the whole god thing turns you off.
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Suicide is 100% effective against alcoholism
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Celebrate by driving off a cliff
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that's terrible they made u do that lmao
YOU"RE A FRICKING MURDERER!!!
Can't imagine not having a car 💅
I just had my license suspended/probation for a year.
I do remember in driving class when I was 16 some dude had to talk to us about how he fricked up and I laughed and he got real mad
I never hit anything just fricked up my own car so victimless crime
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queen shit
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So, the only way to cope with dating
@pizzashill is to drink yourself blind every waking second of the day..... 
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