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what is the most goblin butt shit u do?

straight up I save my own clean piss just in case I need it. But then I'll find those mini m & ms tubes filled with my piss like at the bottom of my freezer or back of my car and i'm like jesus christ eww how do I live like this :marseylaughwith:

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I'm not afraid to piss in jugs on a road trip. Sometimes I'll bring an empty container of some sort with me.

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I was being a hobocel living in a van over the summer and tried pissing in a jug and it went terribly. Like, I put my peepee right up to the hole, and I don't really know what happened, but when I started to piss it all went into my foreskin so my foreskin started to balloon up and piss was shooting out every which way. It was a bad time

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I am a true goblin at heart and have never, never ever, peed in a jugs. I'm a free spirit, I let my piss dance in nature.

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seriously, just aim it out the window. you don't even need to pull over. pro tip for !boozers to keep your cruise on when you need to break the seal.

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My pee isn't strong enough to break the seal of a motorhome on a highway :marseycry:

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