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Someone pick a city for me to move to!!! :marseybroker:

I'm getting made redundant and there's not much tying me down here so it could be fun to yolo it somewhere else :marseyplanecrash:. I'm Australian :marseyfuriosa: with a tech job so basically anywhere is open for me & visas are no real obstacle.

My top pics are obviously Sydney/Melbourne for mass of people in Australia, but by that principle New York or London :marseybongcop: would :marseywood: have even MORE people (and more glorious diversity :marseykween:). I'm not interested :marseyschizoexcited: in becoming a sexpat either, but romance language destinations are on the table :marseywould: as long as I can convince myself :marseycyanide: there :marseycheerup: won't be a drop in QoL (very dubious, this is also what keeps me from yoloing it to the UK). I haven't seriously :marseybruh2: considered the US, but we have a superior version of the H1B :cunt: so if I was dilligent with applying for jobs I could get in without much visa frickery.

Obviously I have autism :marseyneko: :marseyautismdisconcerting:, but I'm decently well-socialised and active so like the nordics would :marseymid: be hellish I think. In particular I'm looking :marseyopera: for r-slurred :marseyshitforbrains: anecdotes like "oh THIS quarter of Berlin has no BIPOCs and is super :marseyblackpanther: trad if you go there :marseycheerup: your aryan :marseyshreddedmanletrentfree: blood :marseyheadshotgory: will rise" to plot a little :marseymaoist: fantasy :marseyfighter: around.

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IMHO New York and London both kind of suck unless you're way-way rich (depends what kind of techcel you are, but probably richer than that). I'd say check out Vienna or Berlin. Depends what you're into, if you want a summer beach vibe, Miami is a fun city with a decent tech scene.

I don't know anything about Oz, but the impression I have is that everything is stupid-expensive there for no good reason.

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These are all true! In the big city I'd be above water :marseyaquagrunt: but not cozy atm, and if I waited until my 30s to move move with more cash it would :marseywood: be too late :marseyitneverbegan:. I have heard :marseyjacksparrow: Berlin is quite swag but it doesn't feel attractive (France/Switzerland more appealing for no particular reason), Vienna and Miami :marseyhotline: are both good calls I might look into a bit more, do you have any particular vibes re: Vienna (I only know it as NWO HQ)?

It is true that Australia :marseyfuriosa: is stupid :marseygigaretard: expensive, but it is also an incredible :marseygassy: place :marseyminipixel: to be middle-income because of the gibs and amazing amenity (I'm just breaching the top of that comfy :marseychudneet: zone) :marseybonsai:. We're having an economic downswing and social :marseyredcheck: breakup session atm so it's a good time to go walkabout anyway.

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This is a left-field suggestion, but if you like France, check out Annecy: beautiful little Haute-Savoie town near the Swiss border. It might not be bustle-enough to compete with Sydney/Melbourne, but it's got a gorgeous historic town center, lakeshore with beaches and sailing, and easy access to the mountains for skiing. I doubt there are many tech jobs in Annecy proper, but it's close enough you could commute to Geneva, especially for a hybrid job where you only had to go in a few days a week.

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This is exactly the sort of weird :marseycreepy: suggestion I was hoping for, commute-to-switzerland seems like a strong :marseybeefcake: option. Cheers :marseymodelo:

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Thank you! For real tho I might move there myself someday... :marseyneet:

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We don't get real mountains anywhere on the continent so the Alps seem super :marseyblackpanther: cool to spend time near

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Are you outdoorsy? Are you wanting the nightlife? Lots of live music? What is it you want to do in your new city? I like mid sized US cities. They're kinda like a mid sized SUV. You can do a little bit of everything in them and theyre not super expensive.

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Lapsed outdoorsy, not into nightlife/music but I like the daytime stuff that comes with that (here it's good cafes and bars which feel lived in). I think :marseyhyperthonk: I could really :marseythinkorino2: fall into a strong :marseypennycoomer: religious/academic niche if it was pre-existing but I can go weeks :marseysal3: without caring too much about that. I could probably tolerate a quite bland wagie :marseyneet: life if there :marseycheerup: was more than zero fellow travellers and somewhere to post up after work (my biggest grievance in the current spot is everyone :marseynorm: being older than me & settled down/partnered up). I do find serious :marseybeheadedkamikaze: suburbia intolerable tho.

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I didn't like Miami :( I thought it was way too busy, horrendous traffic (made worse by half of the drivers being Cuban). It felt a bit claustrophobic to me, I was hoping for much more space.

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tbf I never drove in Miami. I've only been there for short holidays.

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I got to live like a local with some friends in Miami, they thought nothing of spending 3+ hours a day in the car doing errands and it was just traffic everywhere.

Also it's only going to get busier as more New Yorkers and immigrants move there, but the city can't expand because of the Everglades and the sea.

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they thought nothing of spending 3+ hours a day in the car

I think that might just be :marseyburger: tbqh

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Didn't read past title. Gary, Indiana.

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!chiraqis is it true that Gary is the Venice of the Midwest?

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no trans lives matter

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I get disconcerted enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: walking :marseydogwalker: through chinatown :marseychingchong:, I don't know how I'd go with a whole city! :marseysingapore: That said, I don't hate the malays I've met and there's probably a decently strong :marseybuffbipoc: expat community around. If I was an asian :marseychingchongraging: wife guy it would :marseywood: be near the top of the list but that's not really :marseythinkorino2: my vibe so idk if I'd fit in.

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at least visit for fun or something :marseygiveup:

no trans lives matter

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I have enjoyed Changi when I've bounced through so a whole island :marseyflaghongkong: of that is probably a neato destination.

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Come move to Chicago! Tons of dramatards here!! Low cost of living :marseyjumpscare: and high murder :marseyironmaiden: rate

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Mental :marseytherapist: illness, poors, and urban youth! Compelling!

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But fr Austin TX is good for a coder :marseycodecel:

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Philadelphia :#marseyapolocheese:

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Curious, what sets it apart :marseyvenn6: from other midsized cities/how vigorous is the economy/how vibrant are the ethnics? My impression is that there's a large :marseyslimepurple: set of interchangeable cities and idk how to start sorting between :marseyzeldalinkpast: them

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I picked it at random.

Only way to live :marseythumbsup:

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Look at their sports :marseybuffaloesmascot: teams. Philly is know for celebrating :marseyparty: a super :marseygoku: bowl victory :marseybush: by eating :marseypopcorn: actual shit.

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jost get the frick out of australia

any non costal american :marseysouthernbelle8: city should :marseynorm: be pretty :marseyglam: nice


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texas coast is kino frick you BIPOC.

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Why non coastal, just cost? ~All our population is coastal so I don't take the prospect of living :marseyzombie2: inland too seriously :marseybruh2: most of the time.

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cost and filled with BIPOCs / liberals and their r-slurred :marseyawardretard: laws


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Would :marseymid: Florida solve any of that or is the whole coastline hosed?

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for all u hear about it in the news its surprisingly unbased


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ignore my previous comments here are all the based :marseyupvote: states

forgot to mark bama theyre pretty :marseyglam: based :marseykingcrown: too. it has blacks but they really :marseythinkorino2: arent too bad

in general :marseyarthurwatts: stay away from any city with over like 250k or so people


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This is helpful! I remembered that Utah seems like white :marseycracka: sharia :marseymuhammad: paradise and Mormons love to have white :marseyblops2chadcel2: collar :marseythebuilder: jobs without being too cute twinked, that could be fun for a bit.

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the problem is if ur from aus and want a similar climate pretty :marseyglam: much only south :marseychinchilla: bama has something even remotely similar

tbh florida isnt that bad and would :marseywood: have a climate youd be used to BUT its expensive as heck and desantis is a reactionary r-slur :marseymocking:


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I really like Miami!

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I instinctively shie away from the latinx and gaudiness but I could probably get over that if it's got chill :marseyhawaii: vibes, I do love the beach.

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There's the whole Destin area, but I'm not sure what kind of IT jobs they've got there. It's got one of the best beaches in the world.

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phwoar that's gorgeous :marseydance:

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look for a map of states :marseylibertyfireworks: with constitutional carry (means you dont need a license to open carry a gun) and those states :marseylibertyfireworks: should :marseynorm: all be fine to move to


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Gary, IN. Lubbock, TX. Pine Bluff, AR. Birmingham, AL. Are all low key gems

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home to the royal :marseycharlesiii: necropolis

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Move to Texas, finance a giant pickup truck at 15% APR, buy firearms. Live the American dream.

Jokes aside you might like Austin. Not as expensive as other big trendy cities and has a lot of nerd shit.

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Go to Kabul like Lord Miles

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I hear Tjirrkarli is nice this time of year. Low crime, cheap :marseydiscount: land, no nosy neighbors, no BIPOCs

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New York or Chicago

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Moscow

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Different perspective, but consider living in Europe for a few years and actually enjoy the culture of the locals before it becomes a new Caliphate in the next 100 years :doomerchud:

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This is a good idea, idk how tricky the language stuff would :marseymid: be, but it can't be too hard right :marseysoren:

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As long as you pick the country/city correctly, English should be fine for most things, but you absolutely should still approach it as an opportunity to at least get surface-level conversational in another language :marseypop2:

Just don't got to France and you're good :marseysmug2: Also German is kinda hard ngl (speaking as a native speaker)

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Move to Alice Springs

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A lot of techcells I know moved to Ireland, mainly for tax purposes

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Medellin

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The city where :marseydrama: madonna hit the wall? No thanks

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