I know we have many doctors and hot nurses here, as well as many wise folx with ancient eastern medical knowledge.
I've had tendinitis in my right hand for 2 weeks now, it gets worse every day, haven't been able to jack off in a week and I'm in excruciating pain every time I try. I can barely hold anything, and now I'm starting to have trouble even typing. I'll take any ideas to fix it, I tried green clay plasters and it did nothing.
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You need one of those grip exorcists
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What do I do with it? Shove it up my peehole?
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No one of these
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oh lol I got some of those. You trying to kill me?
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No. Exorcise
is the only way to cure tendinitis. Just don't overdo it.
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One more thing. You have too squeeze it and hold it for a while (5-15 seconds). Just squeezing and unsqueezing quickly won't fix it
Pretend it's the throat of some zoomer
scum screaming 
"palestinian lives matter"
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