close to cutting my peepee off!
I know we have many doctors and hot nurses here, as well as many wise folx with ancient eastern medical knowledge.
I've had tendinitis in my right hand for 2 weeks now, it gets worse every day, haven't been able to jack off in a week and I'm in excruciating pain every time I try. I can barely hold anything, and now I'm starting to have trouble even typing. I'll take any ideas to fix it, I tried green clay plasters and it did nothing.
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I broke my elbow in middle school and had to learn how to jack it left handed.
To this day I still go left handed, it was a blessing in disguise.
Use this as an opportunity for improvement.
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I can do left hand in a pickle but it's no good long term, I need both.
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Right hand for mouse 😎
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Those little 4% lidocaine patches did wonders for my elbow pain when I had tendonitis there - but I'm surmising they would exacerbate your personal moid issue if attempted while wearing them. Or make it cooler, who knows.
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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Joyce needs her tunnel loosened
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Swole
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Target actually carries some very small patches that I end up not needing to cut up - but if you buy the big ones online, I'd recommend cutting them.
They're tricky because the pain disappears when they're on - and you start thinking the pain is gone - but then as soon as you take it off for a while, the pain comes back (so it works very well for pain relief, just have to remember to take it easy still until it's healed)
May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem.
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This is like recommending icey hot to 15 yolds as lube
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Did you get tendinitis from jacking off?
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I got tinnitus from jack off.
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I would never
It was from cleaning my jacuzzi
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Frick great idea, I love lidocaine!
I'll let you know if my peepee falls off.
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Make sure and coat yo peepee in patches before
you pass out with circulation cut off to yo peepee.
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Use yr other hand dingus
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Use newspaper clippings like lingerie ads and such, just rub your peepee against them until you c*m
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I can't c*m handsfree
, tried in my younger years. I think you gotta be extra perverted and over 50 to do it, or indian.
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If you're in a legal state
thc balm actually 
works so fricking 
well. If not enough 
dxm will numb the pain till later 
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No weed products here
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https://www.nusalt.com/
This stuff helps with cramping.
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You trying to steal my credit card
?
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No of course not...
You can find this in practically any grocery store for cheap.
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Make a fist, close your thumb over your fingers, then try to open your hand.
That's how I keep carpal tunnel at bay
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How many times do I have to do it to get cured?
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Like 30 seconds at a time, a dozen times a day until you forget to keep doing it because the pain stopped
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Go buy a s*x toy, cripple.
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Orthopedist. Then physical therapy.
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Why don't I go to the Mayo clinic to get stem-cells injected while I'm at it.
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lmao
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Rubmaps
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Use the other hand
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You might need a thumb splint and double dose of Aleve
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Have a female friend help you out
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As a rule, any social outing has less women than men. I go drinking every Friday to a bar where I know at least 5 people, even if my friends didn't show up. I've been doing this for a year now. You'd think around 50 fridays worth of exposure to social contact would eventually net you some meaningful female interactions, could be purely platonic, but no. Not only is the gender ratio completely fricked, the women that DO show up there show up either in large all female groups, a pair of women, or mixed group with boyfriends. My social circle is mixed gender, women I talk to never bring their female friends. Also, they're all taken. ALL of them. I'm not even interested in them but the fact that they're all taken is infuriating. This is another theme that you start noticing when you talk to women that are 20-30.
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How does this help me jack off?
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he's telling you to have s*x incel
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Kitty can't match my grip strength.
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Find one of these chicks:
https://rdrama.net/post/33652/megathread-marseysnappypat-snappy-quotes-megathread-suggest/6337343#context
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Its honestly a quite brutal blackpill to realise that even the most unattractive women get more attention from the opposite s*x than the most attractive men.
Just shows how little women care about men. They're not interested in men, at all. They don't find the vast majority of men the least bit attractive.
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Go lefty.
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I'm not strong enough to wield it left handed.
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zoz
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zle
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zozzle
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You need one of those grip exorcists
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What do I do with it? Shove it up my peehole?
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No one of these
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oh lol I got some of those. You trying to kill me?
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No. Exorcise
is the only way to cure tendinitis. Just don't overdo it.
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