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G-PIG G/Pig  6mo ago (text post) 698 thread views #268147

I Can't Forgive My Parents for Circumcizing Me (Genetal Mutilation), So I Confronted Them About What They Did

Frickin' SIKE

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You've never seen that shit because it's never happened.

Circumcised chads CANNOT STOP WINNING.

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That's a strange amount of pride for having had your parents cut a piece of your peepee off when you were a baby.

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:#surejan:

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Imagine not having a Covenant with G-d

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oh no i cant goon and im closer to god oh no :soycry:

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Cope

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:#mjlol:

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I wish my parents had me circumcised as a baby, but they didn't so I have booked an appointment to get circumcised next week as an adult male.

You never see this because it NEVER happens even though if circumcision was so great everyone could just go and get it done THEY DONT! BECAUSE IT ISN'T!

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:#marseycope:

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i was hoping it was real and it was going to be like "and my dad just laughed at me :ragejak:"

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Only people with botched circumcisions or really ugly foreskins care about this debate. My peepee is pretty so I'm above this :marseyindignant:

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Circumcised chads CANNOT STOP WINNING.

by having part of their peepees cut?

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donating baby foreskin to rich foid skincare production is the moral duty of every amerifat.

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I don't mind donating to foids' skincare with my peepee :coomer:

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:#marseygigachad:

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Idk, Foids like it but also it's kind of wondering what you missed. Like Gnosticism but for the Moid Clit or whatever. I'm ambivalent to getting some skimmed off the top, but really I think the weird thing is just the foid thing of “well I would never have s*x with someone uncircumcised so my son is getting it cut”. Woman that's a weird as frick thing to say to think of a baby that's just been born, take a look at his willy, and say “well this is a real dealbreaker for some shallow whore so I'm slicing that shit in advance”

But also there's a really funny subculture in I think India that I've seen in YT comments where it's guys frantically bitching about how they got a botched circumcision and calling for the death of the doctor that sliced off the tip of their peepee.

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average amerifoids caring about the aesthetic preferences of random chick strangers more than about causing harm to their own baby boys.

that's a type of in-group bias even god's chosen can only dream of!

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I don't care about what I never had.

All I know is what I have and I love it.

:#pepobonerlove::#pepobonerlove::#pepobonerlove:

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Genesis 17:13 - Whether born in your household or bought with your money, they must be circumcised.

ok eved goy :marseysmug3:

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This actually reminds me of a profound moment in my life.

I was staying with my family in Idaho and I've got an uncle who is extraordinarily religeous.

I said, "Technically, Jesus' foreskin would still be in earth."

To my surprise, he says "Yes :marseygigachad:."

He then went on to explain how it would have been the responsibility of the inkeepers to perform Jesus' Bris when

Mary and Jesus' step-dad, Joseph, spent the night in their manger.

I immediatly retorted with, "Well, yeah. It would be rude not to leave a tip."

:#marseyderp:

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Genesis 17:13

He who is born in your house, and he who is bought with your money, must be circumcised. My covenant will be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.

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You're Jewish?

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