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G-PIG G/Pig  6mo ago (text post) 699 thread views #268147

I Can't Forgive My Parents for Circumcizing Me (Genetal Mutilation), So I Confronted Them About What They Did

Frickin' SIKE

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You've never seen that shit because it's never happened.

Circumcised chads CANNOT STOP WINNING.

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Genesis 17:13 - Whether born in your household or bought with your money, they must be circumcised.

ok eved goy :marseysmug3:

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Genesis 17:13

He who is born in your house, and he who is bought with your money, must be circumcised. My covenant will be in your flesh for an everlasting covenant.

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This actually reminds me of a profound moment in my life.

I was staying with my family in Idaho and I've got an uncle who is extraordinarily religeous.

I said, "Technically, Jesus' foreskin would still be in earth."

To my surprise, he says "Yes :marseygigachad:."

He then went on to explain how it would have been the responsibility of the inkeepers to perform Jesus' Bris when

Mary and Jesus' step-dad, Joseph, spent the night in their manger.

I immediatly retorted with, "Well, yeah. It would be rude not to leave a tip."

:#marseyderp:

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