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walking they/them ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ  6mo ago (image post) 1,068 thread views #268245 spent 145 currency on pings

Gf was drunk yesterday and admitted I had the smallest peepee she's been with

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I think the worst part was the raping

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Been together for a while or is this a new relationship?

What was the context? did you ask or did she just randomly drop that on you?

Are you considering leaving her because of this? Are you afraid she might cheat on you?

:!#marseygossipshock:

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We've been together for a while now

She just “can I confess something” out of the blue

Yes and yes

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She just “can I confess something” out of the blue

Oof. I don't wanna rub it in, truly, but that was the important question.

If YOU asked, then you're the r-slur for asking a question you kinda knew the answer to already, but if she just randomly decided to "confess", it probably means she's been thinking about it for a while and it bugs her one way or another.

I would not assume she'll cheat or anything, but what she did was kind of an butthole move. I'd get out of there if I were you king, know your value.

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!moidmoment

Moids when men call women ugly and the woman is upset:

>Lol foids can't handle the truth

Moids when a woman says a man's peepee is small and the man is upset:

>What a b-word :soycry: how could she say that

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I'm like 60% certain that Absinthe's gf is made up and he just has a humiliation fetish tbh. Actually, 80% certain his girlfriend is made up, 75% sure he has a humiliation fetish, and 19% sure he's e-dating someone he's never met IRL and is never going to

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>inb4 I was just pretending to have a small peepee and you all played into my SPH fetish :marseycoomer2:

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*spurt* *spurt* *spurt*

me every time @MarseyIsMyWaifu triggers one of my fetishes

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>assuming men just randomly call their girlfriend :marseyavril2: ugly

Lmao. The issue isn't that some random :marseycitrusshrug: woman :marseydarkfoidretard: is saying he has a small :marseysnowglobe: peepee out of the blue but rather that his partner is initiating a conversation about his peepee size

It'd be an r-slured :marseyretard: and peepee move to call your girlfriend :marseyavril2: an ugly skank. If he did that then she would :marseywood: might want to reconsider that relationship in the same way that @Tamagotchi is suggesting OP should :marseynorm: do.

!foidmoment

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I agree :marseyagree:

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Then I don't understand your point :marseynoyoupedozoom: given the context of this post?

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:marseylovedrama:

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:#@birdenthusiastpat:

carry on

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Even if you were to insult your GF for her small breasts, she always has the option of changing that if it doesn't immediately ruin the relationship.

OP doesn't even have the option to change his peepee, its truly over.

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You've let them get to you with this gender war shit, honey. No amount of shaming your partner is ok, from anyone :marseyconcerned:

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(I don't actually care I just have to bully the moids to keep them humble)

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Calling your gf ugly, is also very assholish and also stupid.

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I agree :marseyagree:

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Its the standard height vs weight thing.

Men will comment on a woman's weight, which she can control, while women will comment on a man's height, which he can't.

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"You can't just point out that I'm genetically inferior :soycry: That's a heckin master morality :taylorlorenzcrying: you're only allowed to insult wholesome 100 changeable qualities"

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:marseyxd: never thought of that. At least a brap could have nice looking kids. A manlet/peepeelet/uggo will curse their bloodline forever

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At least a brap could have nice looking kids

:marseycope: fatoids make fat kids.

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Remember the video of the fatty feeding her kid literal powdered donuts for dinner?

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I said ugliness. Moids here will constantly comment about unchangeable features on a woman's face. Not surprised a moid can't read :marseysmug2:

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you do realize the there's a difference between random people on the internet and his gf? so the "here" is not really important?

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>you do realize the there's a difference between random people on the internet and his gf?

:marseysurejan:

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So much this lol

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It's not really a womans role to know or speak the truth though

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lesbionic foid doesn't understand the gravity of the peepee in the moid-foid game

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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God darn what a b-word

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In the future ask every potential girlfriend what's the smallest peepee she's been with. If it's larger than yours, do not engage.

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So stay single forever? Thanks buddy

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Some girls have seen a lot of peepees. A loooot. I doubt that yours is so exceptional that even a proper peepee connoisseur would have never seen anything like it.

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!metashit absinthe has a small peepee :marseyneat:

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It's basically within the average range

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So like, four inches? :#marseysmug2:

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

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4 inches? I thought the average was 2.5. This is very unsettling.

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It may only be four inches but it smells like a foot.

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Amazing joke, do you think you can teach @Grue how to be funny

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Impossible

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Get circumcised and it will look bigger?

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It could be worse. You could be French.

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:#marseytears:

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Get good at :#marseyslurpfast:

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I just want to die

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that's the spirit

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Cheer up, some people have different problems that are much worse than yours!

Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

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I'm tempted to re-roll this

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It's a sign of intelligence :marseysnappyenraged2: and civility

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Too broad I'm a barbarian :marseyklennylegion:

:#marseyitsover:

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On the upside when you transition your inverted tiny peepee will make it easier for your new boyfriend to hit your boycervix

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we're all smaller than our gf's biggest bilbo :marseycry:

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I would never, even if I had to settle for an inbred virgin

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:#marseycuckfiction:

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yeahhh if you could go ahead and just keep yourself safe

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Time to transition

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Women don't know what they want. You could have a huge peepee and she'd still complain.

:!marseybooba:

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I have never :marseyitsover: seen a bigger L for a smaller :marseyvenn5: peepee

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Measure it and compare with the average. If yours is of reasonable size, you can turn this around on her, cause she's probably cavernous. If it's that small, transition.

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She sounds kinda c*nty to be honest with you

I get drunk lots of times and I would never tell a girl "you need to lose weight" or "you're bad in bed" or something hurtful like that.

This sounds like cope, but I genuinely believe that, for 99% of women, peepee size just does not matter.

It kinda sounds like she was trying to hurt you. That sucks, but it's not your fault, and you shouldn't be depressed about it. Why be depressed when another person hurts you? That's their problem, not yours.

God knows I am depressed but it's because of my own shortcomings, not because other people try to hurt me. Their slings & arrows just run off me like water off a duck's back. Am I torturing this metaphor enough?

I hesitate to tell you, "break up with her" because that's such a stereotypical Reddit thing to say but if she's such an abusive alcoholic that she would intentionally try to injure you in such a way? Eh, maybe it's warranted. I mean, would you get drunk and tell a girl, "you're fat and ugly" just to hurt her feelings? I don't know you, but I don't think you would. Do you want to put up with an abusive person? That's up to you.

tl;dr: it's not your problem, it's her problem. Adopt an attitude of arrogance and pride. If the outside world calls you inadequate, don't feel sorry for yourself, tell the outside world, "frick you."

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have you considered murdering her?

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Good luck, king

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Darn, I wish I had a gf to get drunk with and insult me like that.

:marseyrain:

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I'm glad this is one problem I don't have.

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:#marseyknowthatfeelbro:

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Kick her butt!

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>tfw when you have a massive peepee so you'll never get soul-crushing SPH

Why even live?

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Yeah, I know. I get to hear about it every time she, er, needs a bit more.

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On a brighter note, I found out today that my gf is far more comfortable when I only use half my peepee

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Cuck fiction.

The GF who cucked your peepee is not real. This is lust a self cuck mastrubatory material for you.

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