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walking they/them ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ  1mo ago (image post) 1,007 thread views #268245 spent 145 currency on pings

Gf was drunk yesterday and admitted I had the smallest peepee she's been with

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Been together for a while or is this a new relationship?

What was the context? did you ask or did she just randomly drop that on you?

Are you considering leaving her because of this? Are you afraid she might cheat on you?

:!#marseygossipshock:

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We've been together for a while now

She just “can I confess something” out of the blue

Yes and yes

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She just “can I confess something” out of the blue

Oof. I don't wanna rub it in, truly, but that was the important question.

If YOU asked, then you're the r-slur for asking a question you kinda knew the answer to already, but if she just randomly decided to "confess", it probably means she's been thinking about it for a while and it bugs her one way or another.

I would not assume she'll cheat or anything, but what she did was kind of an butthole move. I'd get out of there if I were you king, know your value.

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!moidmoment

Moids when men call women ugly and the woman is upset:

>Lol foids can't handle the truth

Moids when a woman says a man's peepee is small and the man is upset:

>What a b-word :soycry: how could she say that

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It's not really a womans role to know or speak the truth though

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I'm like 60% certain that Absinthe's gf is made up and he just has a humiliation fetish tbh. Actually, 80% certain his girlfriend is made up, 75% sure he has a humiliation fetish, and 19% sure he's e-dating someone he's never met IRL and is never going to

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>inb4 I was just pretending to have a small peepee and you all played into my SPH fetish :marseycoomer2:

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*spurt* *spurt* *spurt*

me every time @MarseyIsMyWaifu triggers one of my fetishes

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>assuming men just randomly call their girlfriend :marseyavril2: ugly

Lmao. The issue isn't that some random :marseycitrusshrug: woman :marseydarkfoidretard: is saying he has a small :marseysnowglobe: peepee out of the blue but rather that his partner is initiating a conversation about his peepee size

It'd be an r-slured :marseyretard: and peepee move to call your girlfriend :marseyavril2: an ugly skank. If he did that then she would :marseywood: might want to reconsider that relationship in the same way that @Tamagotchi is suggesting OP should :marseynorm: do.

!foidmoment

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I agree :marseyagree:

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Then I don't understand your point :marseynoyoupedozoom: given the context of this post?

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:marseylovedrama:

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:#@birdenthusiastpat:

carry on

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Even if you were to insult your GF for her small breasts, she always has the option of changing that if it doesn't immediately ruin the relationship.

OP doesn't even have the option to change his peepee, its truly over.

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You've let them get to you with this gender war shit, honey. No amount of shaming your partner is ok, from anyone :marseyconcerned:

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(I don't actually care I just have to bully the moids to keep them humble)

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Calling your gf ugly, is also very assholish and also stupid.

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I agree :marseyagree:

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Its the standard height vs weight thing.

Men will comment on a woman's weight, which she can control, while women will comment on a man's height, which he can't.

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"You can't just point out that I'm genetically inferior :soycry: That's a heckin master morality :taylorlorenzcrying: you're only allowed to insult wholesome 100 changeable qualities"

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:marseyxd: never thought of that. At least a brap could have nice looking kids. A manlet/peepeelet/uggo will curse their bloodline forever

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At least a brap could have nice looking kids

:marseycope: fatoids make fat kids.

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Remember the video of the fatty feeding her kid literal powdered donuts for dinner?

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I said ugliness. Moids here will constantly comment about unchangeable features on a woman's face. Not surprised a moid can't read :marseysmug2:

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you do realize the there's a difference between random people on the internet and his gf? so the "here" is not really important?

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>you do realize the there's a difference between random people on the internet and his gf?

:marseysurejan:

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So much this lol

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lesbionic foid doesn't understand the gravity of the peepee in the moid-foid game

:#marseymanysuchcases:

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God darn what a b-word

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In the future ask every potential girlfriend what's the smallest peepee she's been with. If it's larger than yours, do not engage.

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So stay single forever? Thanks buddy

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Some girls have seen a lot of peepees. A loooot. I doubt that yours is so exceptional that even a proper peepee connoisseur would have never seen anything like it.

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