Redpill me on having kids

You're obliged to reproduce to please god, save the Korean economy, and most importantly to own the redditors.

A/S/R? Gonna need a bit of info before proper advice can be bestowed.

congrats daddy

Within 3 days of the baby being born—after the adrenaline and initial excitement wears off—you will regret it. You will have extended sleep deprivation, you will feel like shit, be physically and mentally exhausted. It is really terrible, doubly so for the woman because breastfeeding sucks. Your relationship with your spouse will suffer. Your life will be much, much worse than it was even during the worst part of the pregnancy. Recognize also that having a kid is probably the first truly irreversible change in your life and that you are stuck with this decision forever. What is your favorite way to relax? Drinking with friends? Never again. Vidya? Never again. TV? Never again. Not only that, but a newborn at that age is a little shit. They cry, eat, sleep, show no gratitude or recognition towards you. They just look at you blankly and if you do everything just right they might reward you by not crying for a little bit.

Around week 6-8 your baby will smile at you for the first time.

Your heart will melt. You'll forget all the suffering and spend the rest of your life contentedly doing all you can to earn those smiles. You'll probably have another kid and go through all that suffering again.

The final red pill on kids is that you should've have them sooner.

Not as great as childless rightoid neurodivergents would have you believe

You'll have to put a ton of effort into making sure you're not alone when you're old, and even then it's a crapshoot. Probably you'll be devastatingly lonely for your last decades

If you have siblings who will reproduce though you can just unclemaxx, so they'll keep you out of the retirement home while you live a childless hedonistic life

Depends on how tall you are

Do yourself a favour and flush that turd down the potty.