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Dear Diary, today I went to a beergarden was saying "can you believe the Pope was calling people cute twinks? In PRIDE MONTH?!" to strangers for no reason other than because I wanted to say cute twink a lot today :marseydrunk:

Thanks Pope! :marseypope:

Also inferred that he was an Argentinian Nazi because he's so white thus evil and a nazi :marseyreich:

I also cropdusted a cute Asian girl :marseyfart:

Then I played Top Golf and apparently its $75 an hour now? :marseycountryclub:

Seems kinda steep :marseypoor: but my options were play Top Golf or go to a titty bar and play some slapass :marseyfans: and the incels I was with were too scared didn't want to go talk to almost naked women :chuditsover:

Why does everything close at 8PM on sunday? :marseysad:

No one even works Mondays from 9am to 12pm, thats hangover recovery hours :marseyhungover:

Anyways, good night diary

PS: Remember how good ice cream sandwiches used to be? :marseyicecream:

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>create chudly cartoon

>post on reddit

>repeatly use slurs :marseyswear: in comments, demanding an end to this kind of thing

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Que? No habla ingles :marseymariachi:

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Well i'm glad SOMEONE on this site's living their beat life.

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Did you go to the one in San Mateo

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Nah went to okay one in Mountain View. I usually only go to beersrdens whenever I forget how mediocre schnitzel is.

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>mediocre schnitzel

Get it with sauce next time

If your beergarden doesn't offer sauce (jager, gypsy), raze it to the ground and raise a USSR flag on the ashes

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They gave me two sauces. It was alright. The fruity one and jaegar something.

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I think I know which one you went to. I went there a few times because I wanted German food while reading Das Boot :marseyautism:

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17076979252020252.webp

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:faggot:

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This didn't happen but ok story I guess

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