Dear Diary, today I went to a beergarden was saying "can you believe the Pope was calling people cute twinks? In PRIDE MONTH?!" to strangers for no reason other than because I wanted to say cute twink a lot today

Thanks Pope!

Also inferred that he was an Argentinian Nazi because he's so white thus evil and a nazi

I also cropdusted a cute Asian girl

Then I played Top Golf and apparently its $75 an hour now?

Seems kinda steep but my options were play Top Golf or go to a titty bar and play some slapass and the incels I was with were too scared didn't want to go talk to almost naked women

Why does everything close at 8PM on sunday?

No one even works Mondays from 9am to 12pm, thats hangover recovery hours

Anyways, good night diary

PS: Remember how good ice cream sandwiches used to be?