First time was for crashing my motorcycle so I was in shock with a busted collar bone and a lot of bleeding.
This time I'm sick af. It's not the coof, tested negative. Strep test a couple days ago at the urgent care was negative but the nurse just took a swab to test again.
The doc doesn't think it's mono because I don't have lymph swelling in the expected places. Plus can you even get mono twice? I already had it once like 45 years ago. So if it's not any of those things it's probably something really bad.
Oh and I figured out I can make this machine beep if I hold my breath.
Post script: It wasn't mono and the strep swab came back clean again. The doctor said I just have some nasty virus that messed up my tonsils really bad then he cut me scrips for prednisone and percs and they cut me loose. 
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This is when you make me mad and I bring you some IV benadryl
and reglan then put the blanket 
over your face like a bird "look it so dark now night 
time you go to sleep 
:)" 
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I only did it once accidentally and then once more to confirm that's what caused the beeping. I'm trying to be better this time.
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Sorry
buddy but Dr. Chess 
already gave me an order for violent 
restraints (I told him gimme what I want or I'd tell HR his breath 
smelled like liquor 
which it did) and well uhh nursing school 
taught me to uh just like follow 
the orders 
. Don't worry, I'm sure the Hallmark channel has a movie 
about a young 
pretty 
and smart 
woman 
(female) who gets into Big Company and immediately gets tasked with last minute [Current Holiday] decorations (which happens to be her specialty). The CEO is a 28yo handsome 6'3" single 
grumpy man but our hero has a chance to prover herself with the festivities.
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