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First time was for crashing my motorcycle so I was in shock with a busted collar bone and a lot of bleeding.
This time I'm sick af. It's not the coof, tested negative. Strep test a couple days ago at the urgent care was negative but the nurse just took a swab to test again.
The doc doesn't think it's mono because I don't have lymph swelling in the expected places. Plus can you even get mono twice? I already had it once like 45 years ago. So if it's not any of those things it's probably something really bad.
Oh and I figured out I can make this machine beep if I hold my breath.
Post script: It wasn't mono and the strep swab came back clean again. The doctor said I just have some nasty virus that messed up my tonsils really bad then he cut me scrips for prednisone and percs and they cut me loose. 
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This is all perfectly normal for someone of your age.
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how old r u BIPOC
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This mf be like, "Look, my uncle
:)"
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I'm not 50 yet but I'm getting close.
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You must have been the stud of kindergarten
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Stay strong and remember to take your pills, gramps
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This is when you make me mad and I bring you some IV benadryl
and reglan then put the blanket 
over your face like a bird "look it so dark now night 
time you go to sleep 
:)" 
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I only did it once accidentally and then once more to confirm that's what caused the beeping. I'm trying to be better this time.
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Sorry
buddy but Dr. Chess 
already gave me an order for violent 
restraints (I told him gimme what I want or I'd tell HR his breath 
smelled like liquor 
which it did) and well uhh nursing school 
taught me to uh just like follow 
the orders 
. Don't worry, I'm sure the Hallmark channel has a movie 
about a young 
pretty 
and smart 
woman 
(female) who gets into Big Company and immediately gets tasked with last minute [Current Holiday] decorations (which happens to be her specialty). The CEO is a 28yo handsome 6'3" single 
grumpy man but our hero has a chance to prover herself with the festivities.
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Hope you die cute twink
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frick yeah they gave u percs? have fun
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Yeah, when I crashed my bike they told me to take ibuprofen for the busted clavicle. But that might have been because I was being a difficult patient.
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When I broke my coller bone the nurse tried putting some harness thing around my shoulders and pretty much called me a kitty because I said it hurt. Then she put my arm in a sling. I've never gotten pain killers because of a broken bone.
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Lmao I used to love doing that. It's annoying at night though when your heart rate and breathing slows down and it starts beeping right as you fall off the edge of sleep.
Have you considered you're just dying of natural causes?
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Mono is forever it's like herpes but less frequent
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Don't worry, it's probably jus 4th stage cancer
Relax!! 😊
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Ofc the machine beeps, it's a fricking O2 monitor lmaooooooo
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It's AIDs
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You were getting kissing disease from daddies before I was even born, cute twink.
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It gets really annoying when every time you try to jerk off it triggers the heart rate monitor at just the wrong time.
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