First time was for crashing my motorcycle so I was in shock with a busted collar bone and a lot of bleeding.
This time I'm sick af. It's not the coof, tested negative. Strep test a couple days ago at the urgent care was negative but the nurse just took a swab to test again.
The doc doesn't think it's mono because I don't have lymph swelling in the expected places. Plus can you even get mono twice? I already had it once like 45 years ago. So if it's not any of those things it's probably something really bad.
Oh and I figured out I can make this machine beep if I hold my breath.
Post script: It wasn't mono and the strep swab came back clean again. The doctor said I just have some nasty virus that messed up my tonsils really bad then he cut me scrips for prednisone and percs and they cut me loose. 
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Lmao I used to love doing that. It's annoying at night though when your heart rate and breathing slows down and it starts beeping right as you fall off the edge of sleep.
Have you considered you're just dying of natural causes?
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