I got my hemorrhoids banded this morning and my butt is killing me

Oh word? aha, I have a few questions… What color the inside? ur bussy really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the peepee? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using rofl? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the butthole? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the rod too? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:? I'm out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What's your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur butthole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before s*x? What smells worse your butthole or peepee?