Feels like I got punched in the colon but not in the good way. Feel bad for me !lgbt !bottoms !pinknames
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I got my hemorrhoids banded this morning and my butt is killing me
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wtf dude. use more lube and dont browse rdrama on the shitter
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also use wet wipes. I havent had 1 hemmoroid since i started using those. (they not actually flushable tho)
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Rentoid
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maybe if youre a renter. If ypu own id be careful cuz if the clog happens before it gets to the sewer/streer youll have to hire a plumber. They alsp break septic tanks a lot too.
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I feel your pain dude, I once had this done when I was in my twenties and it was by far the worst pain I've ever felt in my life, beyond broken bones or a serious degloving injury and various stuff. The deepest darkest visceral pain ever.
Almost crashed my car driving home from the pain and drew myself a sitz bath and had to call my saint of a mom to fill the Vicodin while I just sat there naked in the tub frickin sobbing like a baby all day.
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i have a corneal ulcer apparently right now and i'm surprised i didnt crash my car considering how
i am more than usual LOL 
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hahahaha darn that frickin sucks though
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Yeah the numbing eyedrops just wore off
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Aww man
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What caused the haemorrhoids?
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Too much bussy blasting
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Oh word? aha, I have a few questions… What color the inside? ur bussy really wet? Do it clap? Do it be grippin the meat? Do it grip like a gorilla fist? Is it tight? How many fingers you use? What it taste like? U got yeast in there? Can I smell it? Is it warm? U suck the stank off the peepee? U hairy? Can I floss? Does it bleed? U got discharge? Do it be flapping? It jiggles? Do it drip? U be moaning? But how many fingers you be using rofl? Send a pic? Send a vid? Take one from the back showing the butthole? What kinda panties u wearing lol? Send a mirror pic? Send a selfie? Can I see the rod too? Do it be thick or thin? it sweet or sour? Maybe both :stuck_out_tongue_closed_eyes:? I'm out of milk can you hook me up? Tryna make cookies lol? Fr tho, send an audio recording. Start with one finger and work your way up to your elbow. Do it stink? Is it soft? Is it ridged? How often u touch it? What typa noise you make? Is it a squeak? A roar? U be yelling? Can I record? What's your favorite position? U be quivering? U loud? U like being choked? Is ur butthole stinky? Do it be farting? It be stanky? It be pungent? Do u shit and not wipe before s*x? What smells worse your butthole or peepee?
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what is bro yapping about
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Im gonna
get it done too. Ive mostly fixed 
my diet and sedentary life and ive had the hemorrhoids for so long that they no longer hurt i just want to get rid of them so i can have a normal 
butthole again
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fill the pain meds beforehand and pre-medicate
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this isnt america
buddy, they wont give me any
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Mine never hurt but they bled to the point that I developed anemia.
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one time it hurt so bad i broke the window
next to the potty 
seat, it was an old window, but still
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this shit sounds crazy to me. i had hemorrhoids for a while and then one day i took a fat bloody shit and they were straight up gone. this occured during what i would describe as a maximally sedentary goblin mode point in my life. Being more of a goblin than me at that time seems insane, so like were you wiping your butt with evil powder from a gypsy or what?
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nah man i live in italy
i was washing my butt with soap in the bidet after every dump
i was just only pooping like once every 4 days lol
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Jesus, dude. That's like running a car on low oil for years. Take better care of your intestinal system .
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I mean yes, that's what I was saying, I've fixed
all the things that caused the hemorrhoids. I'm doing quite well these days
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ahhh your anoos was just made weak by all of the bidet water, i see.
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Bro what the frick do you goblins look like. Im so normal looking you wouldn't believe it.
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quite normal
i just had a dota degen 
phase as a teenager and never 
left my room, id drive 
my scooter 
to class, sit in class etc, very unhealthy
these days im way better
but the hemorrhoids dont just magically go away and i never 
went to the doctor 
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!metashit, local Eurotard is fat and slovenly. Big DOTA nerd who doesn't bathe too!
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!metashit Dota is very cool though
Also it's 4:40 I can't believe
I'm talking about my hemorrhoids, I have to wake up early tomorrow to play dota in my airconditioning-free room
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Dota is more damaging than HRT.
Free yourself, it's one of the best things I've ever done
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Why I just peaked in mmr (4.5k) and I'm still climbing
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Dota is the worst game ever made, objectively (I have close to a thousand hours in dota)
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I only have five thousand, if I had a good connection during my teen years of have over 10k, sadly I lived in a part of Florence where
the infrastructure was super 
old, incredibly hard to renovate due to the area, and not a priority because basically nobody lives 
there 
anyway.....so many hours wasted 
away in other videogames 
that I could have spent playing dota
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How did you get hemorrhoids tho?
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Bad diet+ sedentary lifestyle which lead to horrific, painful constipation
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eww
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At least it wasnt
LoL
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Do not ping pinknames. Pride names are not valid pinknames.
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They're not?
!pinknames do I belong?
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No and pinknames needs to be purged of wrong shades too
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