I got my hemorrhoids banded this morning and my butt is killing me

I feel your pain dude, I once had this done when I was in my twenties and it was by far the worst pain I've ever felt in my life, beyond broken bones or a serious degloving injury and various stuff. The deepest darkest visceral pain ever.

Almost crashed my car driving home from the pain and drew myself a sitz bath and had to call my saint of a mom to fill the Vicodin while I just sat there naked in the tub frickin sobbing like a baby all day.