My favorite SCPs

The SCP Foundation is a fictional organization dedicated to securing, containing, and protecting anomalous objects, creatures, and phenomena that defy natural laws. It's sort of like the Men in Black. These anomalies, called SCPs (Secure, Contain, Protect), pose risks to humanity if not controlled. The Foundation's job is to find these anomalies, keep them hidden from the public to prevent panic and study them to understand their nature and behavior

Each SCP is given a unique designation and cataloged based on its properties and potential dangers. The Foundation operates covertly, often using specialized facilities and highly trained personnel to contain and research these anomalies. Some SCPs are benign and simply need to be monitored, while others are dangerous and require strict containment protocols to prevent harm. The Foundation operates under strict secrecy, ensuring that the existence of these anomalies remains unknown to the general population. This secrecy is maintained through various means, including amnestic treatments to erase memories of encounters with SCPs and misinformation campaigns to cover up incidents involving these anomalies.

Today, I'd like to share with you my favorite SCPs.

4. Infinite IKEA

SCP-3008 is a large retail unit previously owned by and branded as IKEA, a popular furniture retail chain. A person entering SCP-3008 through the main entrance and then passing out of sight of the doors will find themselves translocated to SCP-3008-1. SCP-3008-1 is a space resembling the inside of an IKEA furniture store, extending far beyond the limits of what could physically be contained within the dimensions of the retail unit.

The primary challenge of SCP-3008 is the difficulty in escaping or even mapping its vast interior, as well as the psychological toll of being trapped in an environment that offers no escape and little hope of rescue. The SCP Foundation conducts periodic explorations and attempts to establish communication with those inside, while also studying the anomalous nature of the space and its inhabitants.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3008

3. Anantashesha

SCP-3000 is a classic creature, and several videos have been made about it. The anomaly can be found underwater in the Bay of Bengal, though normies are not permitted to venture in this region. SCP-3000 is a massive, aquatic, serpentine entity strongly resembling a giant moray eel. It is estimated to be up to 900km long with a head 2.5km in diameter. The anomaly feeds on human memories, specifically targeting short-term memories of individuals who come into contact with it.

The containment procedures for SCP-3000 are focused on maintaining its habitat and preventing its migration to populated areas. This involves monitoring its location and behavior through underwater monitoring stations and using Class-D personnel to feed it, ensuring it remains in a dormant state. Specialized amnestic treatments are also used to erase memories of encounters with SCP-3000 to minimize its impact on individuals and communities.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-3000

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This is a creative entry. SCP-2521 is an SCP that presents an interesting cognitohazard. It does not want any information of it out there, whether it be in text or verbal form. Hence, the entry for the creature is in pictures and diagrams. It's best I don't spoil too much about it and let you experience it for yourself.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-2521

1. Shy Guy

My favorite SCP of all time is Shy Guy! Where do we begin? Let's start with appearances. SCP-096 is a humanoid creature measuring approximately 2.38 meters in height. It is remarkably skinny, so much so that one would be forgiven for believing the creature is malnourished! It has surprisingly long arms that swing, and it can open its jaw four times wider than the average human.

Most of the time, SCP-096 is docile, and putting a bag over its head calms it down enough to be contained. However, things take a drastic turn when someone gazes at its face or sees a picture or any kind of visual recording of it. This will trigger the creature to start wailing like a baby. Shy Guy will then pursue whoever gazed upon its visage and murder them, leaving no traces behind. For some reason, being seen causes Shy Guy great distress.

I like Shy Guy because he hates being self-aware, which I also loathe. I find this SCP to be cute despite its grizzly description, and I hope it can find peace in containment with nobody disturbing it.

https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-096

Conclusion

I don't want to live anymore. I failed at life.

a) no job

b) no gf

c) no money

d) no life

I failed my Ph.D the first time around and am doing it a second time. I'm 29 and failed to find independence. There's no reason for me to be here, and I think it's time to end things. I don't see the reason to keep fighting when I always land back at this miserable spot. Ever been so depressed it physically hurts? You can't go to sleep, can't eat, and can only thinking of cutting yourself. It's heck and I'm living through it daily. I can't keep this up - something has to give.

I'm a worthless, ugly, short, black piece of shit. I don't deserve happiness or acceptance in this world. Gaze upon me and you gaze upon a worthless bag of shit. I'm an idiot and a moron of the highest order. Repulsive c*nt.

So what's stopping me from taking the plunge into death? Nothing, except finding an appropriate method. Quick, painless, convenient - the dream. I could overdose on my lithium pills but it won't be a quick death. The alternative is to hang myself, which I think is the method I'm going to go with. Tune in next time when I delve deeper into my suicide preparation plans.

Ouch it hurts!