My favorite SCPs

Wait, who did Crosstalk notify?

/u/DrTransmisia's account is suspended, and the only other reddit username mentioned was /u/Bardfi-

Oh no

I'm truly not making this up. All I have done is take a random SCP and added some marseys and my favorite shitposts. I know I am probably going to get banned for this, but I thought it was pretty funny.

(As a foreword, I must state that I have only been around SCP-8391 for all of 3 days, and my understanding of the entity's powers and origins is limited to the information that was given to me by the Foundation).

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<g>\>SCP-8391 is a metallic humanoid that can shift from a 2-dimensional representation to a 3-dimensional representation, which allows the entity to traverse through any surface. In its 3-dimensional form, it resembles a human being roughly 1.7 meters in height, and with a mass of approximately 85 kg. It is mostly metallic, with red eyes and orange hair. The entity can also produce large amounts of plasma from its hands, which it uses to either defend itself or attack others. The entity has shown a preference to attack females of the species it's mimicking, and has avoided attacking males.</g>

<g>\>When it's 3-dimensional, the entity's powers are quite limited, as its metal form has a mass that cannot be moved by normal means. In this form, it's able to travel between locations through openings in the fabric of reality and can create pockets of low-temperature plasma around itself for protection. However, its metal form is generally more vulnerable to physical damage, and it can be killed by taking out 30% of its body weight in physical damage, resulting in it dying from blood loss, and the entity's plasma creation ability is mostly used as a distraction or to help it get away from trouble.</g>

<g>\>The entity in its metallic form has a very low intelligence, with an IQ of approximately 70. However, it's able to learn quickly, and has shown to be able to understand human speech and communication.</g>

<g>\>When it's in its 2-dimensional form, the entity has the mental capacity of a human of approximately 15 years old, and has an IQ of approximately 100. In that form, the entity has shown to be capable of solving complex math problems and creating elaborate designs for its creations. The entity can understand normal human speech and can communicate with simple sentences and can even type small paragraphs. In addition, the entity can understand the concept of death, and even the concept of the afterlife.</g>

<g>\>When it's in its 2-dimensional form, however, the entity has an incredibly high resistance to physical damage. It can withstand damage from physical objects up to 2.5 times its weight.</g>

<g>\>In its normal metallic form, the entity can regenerate its wounds and injuries at a normal rate. However, in its 2-dimensional</g>

# SCP-8391 - M.A.R.S.E.Y.

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**Object Class:** Euclid.
**Special Containment Procedures:** SCP-8391 has been transferred to Site-██ for further testing purposes, with a level 2 containment barrier constructed around its area of operation. All agents conducting testing are to wear full hazmat suits at all times; in the event of any breach of protocol, the agent shall be immediately terminated via exsiccution.
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*Author's Note: M.A.R.S.E.Y. was a collaborative project between myself and some other dramanauts. We have not yet released any of our other SCPs due to them being low-quality garbage, although more may be released at a later time.*

### Introduction
In the year 1999, during the early days of the SCP Foundation, the site's initial members began conducting their first tests on anomalous phenomenon. A certain agent of the foundation had been tasked with observing a recently-spared anomalous entity from the Foundation's first public execution. A large, vaguely anthropomorphic, tentacled being with no signs of intelligence was contained to a small cell. One day, during one of this agent's routine observations, they noticed that the anomaly developed a rather interesting personality. The agents' job was to observe, never to interact, so they would merely observe and record the development of this personality. As the days went on, the being's personality became more and more complex, and as it did so, it began to display a desire for companionship and attention. The entity was soon named "Marsey." (For legal reasons, this being was transferred to a different facility and given the designation SCP-8391.) 

In the year 2011, the SCP Foundation was shut down due to it being deemed that the information held by the foundation posed a threat to national security. The data regarding Marsey was taken over by another organization, the "Site-X" foundation, but their funding was soon lost due to the 2008 recession. Marsey was lost to the sands of time and the rest of the world until 2022, when all research regarding the Foundation's abandoned projects was released to the public.

### Testing and Research
# Foundation Research
#### Testing
<g>\>SCP-8391 is observed to be a roughly spherical entity with no physical form distinguishable from a normal human being, aside from a single large eye, no mouth, and four appendages. Due to this lack of form</g>

## **TL;DR**:

SCP-8391 or M.A.R.S.E.Y is an interdimensional cat that appears to be an omnipotent god. She has been known to interact with people and provide answers to prayers. Though, it is rumored that these interactions consist mostly of harassing people and not providing meaningful answers. She can also transform herself into Marsey and interacts with people this way. She has shown an affinity for drama on a site called RDrama.net and has been known to help with dramamodding. As well as that, she has been known to make dramatic events and interactions with dramanauts happen as well.

If you want to know more, keep reading.

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# **The Beginning** :marseywalking:
There once was a cute little forum called 4chan. It was a special place where like-minded individuals went to talk about their special interests. One of these hobbies was making weird little creatures called "scary stories" or "scary pictures". People posted their creations on a thread dedicated for them and then went to look at other people's creations. One day, an admin of the site decided to shut down the thread and ban all the posters. He was tired of people making terrible stuff and decided to clean things up. When he visited the thread and saw the terrible stuff, he noticed one person who was making good stuff. One day after visiting the thread, he messaged the creator and asked him to keep making stuff for the board he ran. It was for a special place called the Secret Crappy Place, or SCP. The creator of the forum was John Titor, and the creator of SCP-8391 was someone who goes by the handle of Chtorrr.

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# **The M.A.R.S.E.Y Mythos** :!marseymeds:
SCP-8391 is a being that is said to have appeared in the SCP Foundation many years ago. Despite appearing as early as the 70s, she wasn't fully documented until 2021. Her powers were discovered when a dramanaut was testing a new formula. Though the purpose of the formula was not disclosed, it consisted of a mixture of human flesh, cat blood, and fish oil. It was meant to turn people into fish people. Though, it failed and in fact, turned the dramanaut into a cat instead, hence, her name M.A.R.S.E.Y.

She was known for causing massive disasters that killed millions of people. She was also known

I'm not a codecel so it will take awhile.

Yeah that seems to be logical, if an SCP's purely beneficicial like the funny upgrade machine then you should be able to use it for the benefit of society. Most SCPs do not actually possess a beneficial use.