this is who I am now
Bc I started to dry heave
So to feel better now I'm thinking of politican names I can use as a euphemism for puke.
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"Move!!! I'm about to Beto Rourke!!!"
"Oh my god I'm about to H.W Bush all over my desk"
"I just Clintoned all over my bathroom floor"
((Someone pointed out that doesn't work well unless you're" blasting rope"))
" I just AOC'd all over my bathroom floor"
"I Burghamed so hard this morning"
"I just Smithed."
"I just Tafted a little"
"my stomach hurts, I think I'm going to JFK. "
"sorry, I was about to Reagan."
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Who's the dad
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I stg one of these days I'll need to post proof I'm married irl
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just post the rings, ez
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Just did
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You can get pregnant from potty seats in public restrooms. I saw it in a lifetime movie and they kept the baby i think
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What, was she grinding her cooter all over the seat nut?
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No she sat on the seat to pee and she got pregnant from the contact of the seat
When people found out she was pregnant her mom called her a slut and she broke down crying
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I think she lied to her mom tbh
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The whole movie was about the toolet seat pregnancy and i think it was hinted she was a lesbian
The movie was on lifetime so they had to be subtle about her lezzing out
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will u puke into my mouth
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morning sickness?
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Something like that, it's not exactly morning sickness if it's not mornings
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I've heard the smell of fresh oranges can help with the nausea
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I'll try that, I did the rubbing alcohol trick once
It basically hard resets your senses so you don't vomit
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That's interesting
I would think that would make you want to barf. Big, if true 
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HOLD ON LET ME CLARIFY, YOU SNIFF THE RUBBING ALCOHOL
I told a friend about that trick once and they almost drank it
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i hear it also works with glue and gasoline
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I can't do glue smell
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LMAO I figured it was sniffing.
Your friend though...
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I thought so too, maybe it doesn't work once you've passed the "point of no return"
A big tell is if your mouth starts flooding with salvia, that's usually how I know
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Clintoned doesn't work unless you're talking about shooting ropes. The others are pretty good though.
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That's a really good point, let's see.....
"I just AOC'd all over my bathroom floor"
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Why AOC?
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It just sounded right tbh
I'm taking names of presidents and congresscritters
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Ok, I thought you were going off real events because George H. W. Bush has spewed all over people before
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"I just took a nasty Obama on your bed"
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