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LilGodfatherontheprairie An/offer :marseygodfather: this is who I am now  6d ago (text post) Edited 6d ago 195 thread views #286517

I had to leave work early :marseydizzy:

Bc I started to dry heave

So to feel better now I'm thinking of politican names I can use as a euphemism for puke.

Example

"Move!!! I'm about to Beto Rourke!!!"

"Oh my god I'm about to H.W Bush all over my desk"

"I just Clintoned all over my bathroom floor"

((Someone pointed out that doesn't work well unless you're" blasting rope"))

" I just AOC'd all over my bathroom floor"

"I Burghamed so hard this morning"

"I just Smithed."

"I just Tafted a little"

"my stomach hurts, I think I'm going to JFK. "

"sorry, I was about to Reagan."

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Who's the dad

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@LightlySaltedBussy, who else would it be? :mjlol:

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You can get pregnant from potty seats in public restrooms. I saw it in a lifetime movie and they kept the baby i think

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What, was she grinding her cooter all over the seat nut?

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No she sat on the seat to pee and she got pregnant from the contact of the seat

When people found out she was pregnant her mom called her a slut and she broke down crying

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I think she lied to her mom tbh

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The whole movie was about the toolet seat pregnancy and i think it was hinted she was a lesbian

The movie was on lifetime so they had to be subtle about her lezzing out

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@HOTEP

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I stg one of these days I'll need to post proof I'm married irl

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just post the rings, ez

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Just did

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