As soon as I was done, the cleaner was outside waiting. I just averted my eyes and power walked off quickly, shamefully even.
We got one potty on the floor and pooping would be very obvious as to who shit and everyone would know. So I go to a spot I thought was more discreet, but they know.
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Incel trait. You should have locked eyes and delivered your most booming boomer "Good morning
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No you say "haha I wouldn't go in there for at least half an hour if I were you lol" and wink at them
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This is the definitive response.
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"lucky you"
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Clean it up jannie
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Why would I fart, I just done a shit. I farted in my soul perhaps.
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I don't understand. You stole my coins too. You have 70k. I got -92 now!
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Me: Pin this r-slurred post.
R-slur: Respond with hostility
Me: Shit award
Be nicer to trans women next time chud.
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!metashit That doesn't even make sense
Anyway let's make up this ping loss !slots1777
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Skill issue
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/r/theydidthemath
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I need at least 100 coins
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What hostility. I'm a nice guy. It's a good post, work shitters know.
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Fixed king
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How did you clock the cleaner as trans just by reading the post, I'm impressed
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No but I worked with a guy who fricked up the shitter so bad that the cleaners complained about it and threatened to quit. We had tonhave a meeting about it and everything it was so embarassing. Buddy never confessed publicly.
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When I take a massive shit at work, I call the cleaner (my wife) in to look at it since I work from home.
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Maybe don't kill a whole bottle of Jameson on a Thursday and you won't have these problems.
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I don't drink funny enough. My body just tells me it's time to shit and I don't like to hold it.
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No I shit once every day at 7am so do it at home.
However, where I work there is a potty right by reception by the main entrance to the building, and someone has taken to having the smelliest sloppy shits every day, stinking out the whole entrance to our building for everyone arriving at work and the people staffing reception.
The receptionists breathing in these foul fumes are sat right opposite the potty door so they must see and make eye contact with whoever it is.
I admire the bravery that must take.
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Universal experience
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Get an office with a private bathroom wagie
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Learn self-control
Wait until they are finished and then take a shit.
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One potty on the whole floor? Barbaric.
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Ok but when r u posting bussy
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Hate that, sitting in the portashitter and hear the honeywagon pull up outside. You can't flush or anything so he knows full well, that's your shit front and center.
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Yes. I always feel guilty.
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