What are some tips for a job interview (especially for a shy, socially inept person)?

I ussually skip my morning dump so that im certain to be early/show punctuality. Since im eaely I then take a massive stinky dump in the bathroom nearest to where the interview is happening. This puts other interviewees who have to use the bathroom at a disadvantage. I also reccomend wearing eye glasses even of you dont have a perscription as they can become a handy prop when talking and makes me feel less anxious when making eye contact. I also keep a small mcdonalds fries in my pants pocket so that the smell of mcdonalds makes people hungry which makes them want to just hire me to get the meeting over so that they can get to lunch/dinner. Good luck @sneedman!

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