RANT INCOMING
I've been all around looking for accommodation this weekend, went to this place today and the chick renting it was absolutely TINY and all I could think about was having s*x with her and and then we got to her apartment and there was some dude and I was like "frick" in my head but then turns out he was the roommate moving out so I was like "okay maybe there is a chance" but then she mentioned a partner overseas and I was like "frick" again
But then later, thinking rationally she was kind of annoying and probably wouldn't even like me in that way, and actually I'm pretty r-slurred if I let wanting to bang my roommate influence my decision of where to rent when there are so many more important factors.
Basically, being straight and attracted to real women is a massive pain in the butt. I try to be devout and only have eyes for my 2D waifu but the sad truth is that sometimes as a straight male with the biological drive to breed you're going to encounter such temptations that completely mess with your brain and can cause you to make some really bad decisions, especially when she's got LONG DIRTY BLONDE HAIR AND SPARKLING GREEN EYES AND THE TINIEST MOST FRICKABLE BODY YOU CAN IMAGIN- HNGHHH
I fricking hate myself.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just turn that desire off.
rant over
TLDR: being a straight male attracted to real women is very annoying because you have to fight your biological desires all the time to avoid doing dumb shit
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I would never have a straight male roommate for this exact reason, knowing he's going to be trying to frick
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Just have s*x with him
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Wouldn't that make things awkward?
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Only if you stop fricking him before he moves out
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No, why would it?
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YES IT WOULD AND YOU KNOW IT
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Factcheck: This claim hurts trans lives.
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There's a million ways it could (WOULD) be awkward, so not worth it. I'd rather have a gay roomie.
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It'll only be awkward if you stop putting out.
Hopefully you mean a gay guy, because lesbians are absolute trainwreck roommates
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Yes I do mean a gay man, I like gay men
They're so funny and best of all they don't pester women for s*x!
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Yeah it's kinda weird she would even consider men, usually women renting by themselves or with other women only are looking for another woman and say "female only" on their listings
The previous roommate was a dude too
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Because she's a hoe
How is this "weird" or confusing?
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I don't get this either, I've had several female friends who do this and they don't see anything weird with it
It kind of makes sense for one of my friends, she's a bit of a slut and was no doubt sleeping with her roommates, but the other women I know, they're normal and have boyfriends, sooo I don't get it.
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Maybe they are just normal and not sexist like you bigot, did you ever think about htat, huh?
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999 in a thousand moids should be gelt and lobotomized. Would reduce the amount of crime and pee on the seat to probably literally zero. Keep that one in a thousand in a milking chamber; sickfrick moid would undoubtedly love it.
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I've had female roomates and wasn't trying to frick and we still did. You broads aren't all sugar and spice.
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