i like to say words that start with V like im eastern european and say it like a W
jd wance is particularly satisfying and wampire is lovely
similarly saying W like V is fun
valdo is great
sometimes i try tongue twisters in accents, british is ideal usually but sometimes russian is good
i will say place names in a jamaican accent by myself, like when i was driving to evanston wyoming years ago i just kept saying aevonstone and it was very nice
sometimes i like to run a comb over my skin with just the right amount of pressure
now you go
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this thread is only for things you do when no one else is around
no normal stuff like singing loudly, thats obvious
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I only like to shit in the nude, so I undress whenever I take a shit
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Lmao, do you fully undress at the office or at the forum potty as well?
!macacos o Iguana só caga peladão, vocês também fazem isso?
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Naked drama posting is
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Forum in macacoland means "courthouse". He's a lawcel
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Yes, I have a private bathroom in my office
No, I don't shit at the forum
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Nossa, que homem chique
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I don't think it's too fancy of a thing to have, but I don't know other law firms
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It's just very unusual to design private pottys inside individual offices (I'm speaking about architecture project choices, and sanitation project as well and you gotta ad the pipes). I don't know your office building, but I'll suppose it is a residential building with a repurposed floor for offices (previous suites turned into escritórios).
Or you guys or the previous ones actually spent money to add a potty.
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It's an old casarão we repurposed for the firm, but I did pick a room with a suite to be my private office
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Quem obteve a fricking pontuação mais alta no teste de autismo, b-word?
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Jararaca, 45/50
Iguana was 31/50
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ive started doing this sometime in the past like year and it never even registered to me as being weird lmao
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It's such a vastly superior way to take a shit I don't understand how it's not the norm
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Because it's a waste of time
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How long can you take to undress and dress? Are you a woman?
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But you'll have to strip naked afterwards for the fricking enema, anyways.
IT'S EFFICIENT
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My bathroom isn't air conditioned, so sometimes I sweat in there and its pretty uncomfortable. Also, taking a shit then immediately a shower is pretty common for me as well, so it saves me some trouble
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Ever since covid and work from home I figured out that naked pooping is far superior.
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My god ardrama is 90% percent naked shitters, and 50% street shitters, isn't it?
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this and then i take a shower afterwards. i dont feel clean unless i do
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I installed an Japanese-style anal assault rifle in my potty. Beautiful machine.
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Amerimutts yearn for the bidet
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George Castanza?
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I'm definitely a George. I wish I was a Kramer, but I'm a George.
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The creatpr of the show based george on himself so...
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