i like to say words that start with V like im eastern european and say it like a W
jd wance is particularly satisfying and wampire is lovely
similarly saying W like V is fun
valdo is great
sometimes i try tongue twisters in accents, british is ideal usually but sometimes russian is good
i will say place names in a jamaican accent by myself, like when i was driving to evanston wyoming years ago i just kept saying aevonstone and it was very nice
sometimes i like to run a comb over my skin with just the right amount of pressure
now you go
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this thread is only for things you do when no one else is around
no normal stuff like singing loudly, thats obvious
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I post on rdrama dot net.
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She's kinda weird.
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she has a veird wagina
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It's sideways and she's not even asian wtf
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I do it in public
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Kinky
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How did you take my comment?
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I run when I'm getting anywhere in my apartment. I also play this weird
game where 
I'll use my fingers 
to count the syllables in a sentence. The magic 
numbers 
are 6 and 4.
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prime autism
high tier contribution thank you sneedman
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How'd your interview
go, b-word?
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It's this week Wednesday. I really
want this job. I'll make a post discussing what happened
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Good luck!
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Good luck!! (🌸◉‿◉)✨❗ Remember to be confident in yourself (🌸^‿^)♥️, and make sure to get a good night's sleep the night before (🌸-ᴗ-)💤. And don't have caffeine for breakfast! (🌸⊙﹏⊙)💢 It might make you anxious (🌸^▽^)✨
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Good luck buddy
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on behalf of your downstairs neighbours
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I run a lot when I am alone too. I dunno, have done it since I was a kid and still do it in my thirties. I pace a lot too.
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You fricking fool. 9 and 12 are the magic numbers. 4 and 5 are also good sometimes. I do NOT like 6.
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!r-slurs !neurodivergents
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i talk to myself a lot. like way more than the average person. mainly about committing suicide. occasionally humming random songs i dont remember the names to. if im in a good mood i like to riff with myself extremely in an extremely embarrassing fashion.
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I say funny shit to myself all the time. Last night I ordered some chinese food and the guy on the phone said it will be thirty minutes. I say ok thanks and went back to looking at shit on my phone and I say to myself "ssooty meenats" in this overly chinky voice. Then my phone made the hang up sound. He was still on the phone when I said that! The guy didn't even have an accent lol.
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I don't care if I'm r-slurred, I make myself laugh doing the same type of thing
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haha I talk to the dog during the day saying the shit I have to do out lout so I remember. I walk around saying "don't forget _____" or I'll forget haha
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I sometimes like to rub my peepee until semen comes out
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How does this work please? I've seen quite a few people talking about it but not sure how to make it happen.
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I have to sleep with mouth taped shut because apparently I shout slurs in my sleep
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"You just yelled 'Fricking BIPOC' out loud"
"Sorry babe you know that happens in my sleep sometimes"
"It's noon and you've been awake for hours"
"…"
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how did you find out? lol
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I've had something similar happen prior allegedly.
The workaround is to limit your dating pool to chuds who will find it humorous/endearing rather than horrific.
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If your woman isn't used to you using slurs, you've done it wrong
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I once smoked cigarette while sleeping purportedly. But then they also said they fricked me into butt when I was sleeping so it might been a joke
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I pull out my leg hairs one by one with a pair of tweezers
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That's called trichotillomania, it's a medical disorder
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yeah, they have a million different names for weirdo these days
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At least it's not my head hair, personal win.
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This explains so much
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I do this with my eyelashes, but I use my fingernails and I eat them after they're extracted. Before someone mentions bezoars, I make sure to chew them until they are powder, and I do the same when I eat the fingernails themselves.
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i used to cut my leg hairs with safety scissors while sitting at my desk in 1st grade lmao
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I like doing this to my body hair sometimes, very comfy
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I have, and had had since my childhood, so many countless neurodivergent mannerisms and habits outside of the internet, that should I try to explain and detail them one by one, they would have to be put on a book bigger than all written material of the entire Tolkien Legendarium.
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Did you ever rub your toes together to avoid making spergy stim noises or weird hand wiggly shit? I still do that one, I stim exclusively inside my shoes now.
I basically just tamp down on all of my neurodivergent r-sluration to make it invisible to the outside observer and let it out on r drama dot net.
!r-slurs
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invest in toe socks
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I can't tolerate the feeling of toe socks. I own one brand of socks I've owned for nearly my entire life. They're exactly the same socks I've worn except in size since I was around 10.
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Me with the Costco wool socks, all others are inferior
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oh frick you that's a dangerous technique I won't be able to help myself
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I only like to shit in the nude, so I undress whenever I take a shit
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ive started doing this sometime in the past like year and it never even registered to me as being weird lmao
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It's such a vastly superior way to take a shit I don't understand how it's not the norm
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Because it's a waste of time
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How long can you take to undress and dress? Are you a woman?
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But you'll have to strip naked afterwards for the fricking enema, anyways.
IT'S EFFICIENT
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My bathroom isn't air conditioned, so sometimes I sweat in there and its pretty uncomfortable. Also, taking a shit then immediately a shower is pretty common for me as well, so it saves me some trouble
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Ever since covid and work from home I figured out that naked pooping is far superior.
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My god ardrama is 90% percent naked shitters, and 50% street shitters, isn't it?
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this and then i take a shower afterwards. i dont feel clean unless i do
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I installed an Japanese-style anal assault rifle in my potty. Beautiful machine.
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Amerimutts yearn for the bidet
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Lmao, do you fully undress at the office or at the forum potty as well?
!macacos o Iguana só caga peladão, vocês também fazem isso?
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Naked drama posting is
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Forum in macacoland means "courthouse". He's a lawcel
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Yes, I have a private bathroom in my office
No, I don't shit at the forum
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Nossa, que homem chique
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I don't think it's too fancy of a thing to have, but I don't know other law firms
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It's just very unusual to design private pottys inside individual offices (I'm speaking about architecture project choices, and sanitation project as well and you gotta ad the pipes). I don't know your office building, but I'll suppose it is a residential building with a repurposed floor for offices (previous suites turned into escritórios).
Or you guys or the previous ones actually spent money to add a potty.
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It's an old casarão we repurposed for the firm, but I did pick a room with a suite to be my private office
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Quem obteve a fricking pontuação mais alta no teste de autismo, b-word?
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Jararaca, 45/50
Iguana was 31/50
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George Castanza?
!slots222
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I'm definitely a George. I wish I was a Kramer, but I'm a George.
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The creatpr of the show based george on himself so...
!slots100
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i chappelle show dance when tv theme songs play and i'm standing.
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I usually hear music in my head and play air drums whenever I think I'm alone.
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Why not just play actual music at that point?
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I do
https://rdrama.net/h/music/post/97478/marseys-bass-solo-take-1
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I talk to my dog as if she's a person.
Like no cute doggo talk, just on the same level conversational stuff.
She looks at me as if she understands it all.
Stuff like "I didn't sleep well last night so I'll have a rest this morning, then we'll go out for a nice long walk later. Sound OK?"
And she's looking at me making eye contact and obviously doesn't say anything in return.
Then I'll say "Are you cold? I'll get your blanket. It's unseasonably cold."
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post dog
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LARGE
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MARGE
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Frick I could tell she was a Dane by your first comment alone. I had one in highschool and it was the same thing. I dont tell people about it because I cringe when other people talk about why their pet in particular are really special, but Danes seem so intelligent at the same time. (Probably other super large breeds too, god I love them)
Felt more connected to that dog than most of my family or friends
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Yeah I don't know if it's just having a human-sized dog means they are involved more just because of their presence, but when she's not stretched out snoring she's either following me around or sat somewhere watching what I'm doing so just feels like a constant shadow.
They're the best dogs, and pretty confident they're the only breed where saying so is the truth.
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Built for r*pe
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As opposed to??
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Please give her extra pets from us.
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Good dog
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i enjoyed reading this comment
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