i like to say words that start with V like im eastern european and say it like a W
jd wance is particularly satisfying and wampire is lovely
similarly saying W like V is fun
valdo is great
sometimes i try tongue twisters in accents, british is ideal usually but sometimes russian is good
i will say place names in a jamaican accent by myself, like when i was driving to evanston wyoming years ago i just kept saying aevonstone and it was very nice
sometimes i like to run a comb over my skin with just the right amount of pressure
now you go
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this thread is only for things you do when no one else is around
no normal stuff like singing loudly, thats obvious
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I have to sleep with mouth taped shut because apparently I shout slurs in my sleep
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I've had something similar happen prior allegedly.
The workaround is to limit your dating pool to chuds who will find it humorous/endearing rather than horrific.
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If your woman isn't used to you using slurs, you've done it wrong
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"You just yelled 'Fricking BIPOC' out loud"
"Sorry babe you know that happens in my sleep sometimes"
"It's noon and you've been awake for hours"
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how did you find out? lol
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I once smoked cigarette while sleeping purportedly. But then they also said they fricked me into butt when I was sleeping so it might been a joke
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