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Got btfo by an r-slur this morning

>on my way to office

>carrying my fancy leather briefcase

>down syndrome guy stands next to me in elevator

>"Hey thats a funny bag. Usually ladies carry leather bags."

>"no im a businessman we carry leather briefcases too"

>"my mom has a leather bag too, leather bags are for girls"

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:marseyretardc#had:

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Sometimes I pretend I've got Down's Syndrome in order to insult strangers without consequence.

I'll say things that I notice like:

You've got a flakey head

And then they'll look at me all angry, see the Down's Syndrome face I'm pulling and immediately become disarmed and will reply something like:

Yes well it's a medical condition I can't control.

Everyone should try it, it's great.

Ewwwww boys shouldn't kiss other boys that's disgusting!

Yikes that's a hecking hatecrime ... oh wait sorry little guy sometimes some people are gay

Hahahaha you're gay!

Etc.

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>pretends to be downie

>people look at you and believe it

https://media.tenor.com/R1Uq6yzOjq8AAAAx/how-do-we-tell-him-mr-krabs.webp

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>pretends to be downie

>pretends to be FTM

:#marseysquint:

What's next

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It's always such a compliment when people say I'm pretending. Absolute passoid.

!cuteandvalid I pass on the internet

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@UncleAbortion pretensions

>pretends too be downie

>pretends too be FTM

>pretends doesn't want to peg @FormerLurKONG

@ObamaBinLaden say this as a feminist ally

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You described rDrama :marseymeangirls:

Trans furry lives matter

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Haha you're r-slur

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*your

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Ur*

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>pretending

uh huh

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Hahahahaha you're gay!

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Ok, but why was there a downie in the elevator at your work?

Does he work with you? Did you try to help him find his back home?

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It was his boss

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It was his skip-level boss.

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I work at Big R-slur

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R-slurs-R-Us

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There is only one way left for you

:#marseyeggirl:

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Tell him that you work in the s*x industry :carpwhip:

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Having a briefcase is pretty gay, it's not 1995

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right but where else are you going to carry your briefs

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https://media.tenor.com/K3eqxLqXPgEAAAAx/ben-stiller-confused.webp

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Your own bitchboy/coffee b-word/personal assistant :marseygreytide: like a normal :marseyregular: person :marseychonkerfoid:

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you'd think so but I seem to get checked out way more by girls whenever I carry one

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*stared at for being a massive cute twink

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17076979252020252.webp

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17265598618692405.webp

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Pretend to look at your phone and say "Oh my god, Aquaman and John Cena both died in a helicopter crash!"

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This is exactly why tard wrangling is an actual profession.

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:#marseywheeze: :#marseydicklet:

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:#marseyropeyourself:

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Maybe stop using public transport and buy a bicycle or a motorcycle?

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Ride a bicycle instead of an elevator?

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You're being ableist by suggesting I should fully read a post before commenting

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!r-slurs this guy has a lady purse

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Is your mom trans?

:#marseykingcrown:

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Listen corky, leather isnt just for girls. Its for cute twinks, too.

https://media.tenor.com/1diR16mhjkYAAAAx/tom-tomoffinland.webp

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Get fricked, nerd.

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He's right you know

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Frick that r-slur. I would have told him to check his sexism at the door


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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>on my way to office

It was over before it even began tbh

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See, if you had a canvas bag instead this never would have happened.

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