>on my way to office
>carrying my fancy leather briefcase
>down syndrome guy stands next to me in elevator
>"Hey thats a funny bag. Usually ladies carry leather bags."
>"no im a businessman we carry leather briefcases too"
>"my mom has a leather bag too, leather bags are for girls"
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Sometimes I pretend I've got Down's Syndrome in order to insult strangers without consequence.
I'll say things that I notice like:
And then they'll look at me all angry, see the Down's Syndrome face I'm pulling and immediately become disarmed and will reply something like:
Everyone should try it, it's great.
Etc.
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What's next
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It's always such a compliment when people say I'm pretending. Absolute passoid.
!cuteandvalid I pass on the internet
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@UncleAbortion pretensions
@ObamaBinLaden say this as a feminist ally
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You described rDrama
Trans furry lives matter
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Haha you're r-slur
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*your
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Ur*
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uh huh
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Hahahahaha you're gay!
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Ok, but why was there a downie in the elevator at your work?
Does he work with you? Did you try to help him find his back home?
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It was his boss
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It was his skip-level boss.
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I work at Big R-slur
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R-slurs-R-Us
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There is only one way left for you
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Tell him that you work in the s*x industry
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Having a briefcase is pretty gay, it's not 1995
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right but where else are you going to carry your briefs
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Your own bitchboy/coffee b-word/personal assistant like a normal person
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you'd think so but I seem to get checked out way more by girls whenever I carry one
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*stared at for being a massive cute twink
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Pretend to look at your phone and say "Oh my god, Aquaman and John Cena both died in a helicopter crash!"
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This is exactly why tard wrangling is an actual profession.
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Maybe stop using public transport and buy a bicycle or a motorcycle?
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Ride a bicycle instead of an elevator?
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You're being ableist by suggesting I should fully read a post before commenting
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!r-slurs this guy has a lady purse
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Listen corky, leather isnt just for girls. Its for cute twinks, too.
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Get fricked, nerd.
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He's right you know
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Frick that r-slur. I would have told him to check his sexism at the door
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It was over before it even began tbh
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See, if you had a canvas bag instead this never would have happened.
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