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Got a well-paying job in academia. I may be a 5 foot 1 vantablack self-harming bipolar :marseyitsoverwereback: incel :marseyblops2chadcel2: but I earn more than you cucks. Now I get to trick :marseyglaceon: others into getting a useless English :marseyqueen: degree.

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:#carpclapping2: !metashit !friendsofsneedman he's done the impossible!!

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The impossible would be undoing his circumcision

!metashit

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but I earn more than you cucks.

>south african

>black

>works in academia

there's no way you make more than anyone other than the poortuguese posters

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the poortuguese posters

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shhhhh let him have this one, losing his foreskin to the benzo addiction really hit him hard.

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Celebrate your new job by getting circumcised!

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double circumcision is great with the ladies!

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You joke but adult circumcision was a ritual practice amongst the indigenous cultures of East Luzon/the Visayas region of the Philippines. :marseyscaredearthquake: @sneedman you should get behind Catholicism for having changed this evil!!!

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:marseyparty!#: Congratulations sneedman! :marseyparty#:

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new job opportunities available:#marseybruh:

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waow you even get a $3.92 funeral plan for when you keep yourself safe :marseyxd:

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Sheeeeeeeesh

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OP's South African‽

Well, I hope he doesn't go to Jo'burg and get r*ped by a "certain type of individual". Here's hoping for the best of luck! :marseycheers:

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:marseybipocrentfree:

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Rhodes is a notoriously rural :marseycountry: school. I'm earning more than an associate professor.

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HOW is professor literally only twice that of a junior lecturer? here I would expect like 4k$ month for junior lecturer, professor would be like 10k$ a month

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Rhodes is broken :marseyeeriedeathpose: and quite arguably one of the worst universities in the country. The city literally :marseyme: doesn't have water.

https://www.dailymaverick.co.za/article/2024-09-01-rhodes-suspends-lectures-as-makhanda-despairs-over-prolonged-water-outage/

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>still named Rhodes

:marseyyikes:

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:marseycool2: Congrats sneed dude

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Congrats!

However…

but I earn more than you cucks

>South African :marseyitsblackface: teacher

:#surewalz:

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5 foot 1

Oh frick, that's what they did to you.

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they circumcised his legs :marseyitsover:

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Post syllabi

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Let me sniff that syllabussy

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If it's a unionized job, try to not lose it before your probation ends. Afterwards, feel free to act as unhinged as possible your union will protect you :marseynails:

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Wage against the machine

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!superheroes this a perfect example of what we can accomplish when we work together

!slots200

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!bloomers check this out

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>5 foot 1

so you got a job as a horse jockey or one of the dudes that fills the clown car up?

:#marseymanlet:

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Good job neighbor

:marse#yparty:

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DEI hire lmoa

but still, congrats.

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Based and not unemployed pilled.

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Congrats on them reparations!

@kaamrev Look what your tax contributions did! :marseysheep2pat:

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>academia

>well paying job

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frick yeah man. Now just wait until the end of the semesters to start getting absolutely fricked up on higher quality drugs :marseyonacid:

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step 1) get tenure

step 2) save money

step 3) s*x tourism

you can do it

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Congratulations! This makes me so happy! I think if this turned out to be a lie I would kill myself.


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