I just woke up from a fricking crazy nightmare where I became mysteriously pregnant and everyone said it was a fricking miracle but I knew the fricking truth.
After a fricking horrible pregnancy, I gave birth to a fricking demon baby and I kept thinking I should kill it because it was fricking evil before it brought about the fricking end of mankind but my mother was fricking SO fricking happy about her grandchild. Later on, the fricking demon child talked her into killing herself so then I drowned it. Then my father blamed me for both deaths and everyone was fricking appalled at what a fricking monster I am.
Anyway, now I have to go downstairs and help my sister in law cook for Christmas dinner.
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That's one way to tell is you took a massive shit snd that's ok.
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This is what I was expecting tbh
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I was looking forward to it.
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I hope you incinerated the carcass queen. Antichrists are known for coming back from the dead just like christs.
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Sry for dream raping u bb
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I just had a bad poop at the in-laws'. It seems like my baddest poops always wait to be in someone else's house
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"Dream"
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You'd have aborted it at the slightest inconvenience.
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