R.I.P my kitty Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat *BASEDWORLD IS IN COMPLETE DESPAIR TODAY* (SADDEST DAY OF MY LIFE) - Lil B

Its true. She is no more . @Keke-The-Adopted-Cat is dead . Ferociously killed by my alter ego and evil doppelganger, Lil N. She died a painful death—microwaved out of existence. Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat was my only source of affection and happiness . She helped me escape the darkness in my heart. I was so happy with her. I fed her cat food once every month, and she never complained . All she ever did was "meow

" You could ask her anything, and all she would reply with was "meow ".

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, do you love me?"

"Meow "

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat jump "

"Meow "

"Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, are you homosexual ?"

"Meow "

"Bad behavior, Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat. Stop or I'll declaw you"

"Meow "

Reminiscing about all the misadventures we went on together , like when we robbed a bunch of old , disabled , helpless yt ladies on the street , makes my heart melt . I'll miss those days. I'd go on, but my eyes are watering , and my hands are shaking like crazy . I tried huffing industrial glue mixed with cement to calm myself down, but it didn't help. So now, I'll end this farewell with a sweet message to my sweet cat , wherever she is. Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat, my sweet kitty , you were an angel in my life , and I'll always miss you. You completed me and helped me become a better person. NGL, you were kinda evil — remember how you bit off the nose of the fat kid in our neighborhood, lol ? But that still doesn't discount the fact that you changed me for the good. I still love you, and I always will .

With love and swag ,

Lil B for Little Bars

Based Freestyle for Keke The Adopted Feral tabby cat(I'm the first rapper to steal drake's flow btw):