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Kaamrevsarmpit they/them  5d ago (text post) 146 thread views #338177 earned 72 coins from votes

I'm insecure about my peepee

It's curved and I think it's small. I haven't measured it with a ruler or anything but I feel like you just know these kind of things. Like, if you think you're small, you're probably small. Shits rough out here, gents. It's brutal being a man, and I have to deal with having a small peepee on top of all the other problems in my miserable life. Women reading this will probably laugh but they don't know how painful it is. The agony marks my heart like a chisel striking marble, and it has left me a cold soul incapable of true love. Do I give up? Or do I keep living as a pariah? This is the existence of a beast, all because I have a small peepee :marseycry:.

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DM me a pic I'll tell you whether you have anything to worry about. No joke, no homo.

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@Kaamrevsarmpit you can trust this man, he knows his way around a peepee (no homo). He honed his craft through meticulous research and field study (both very heterosexual in nature, I feel I must add). Some say there is nobody else in field of peepeeology with this much practical experience. I personally can tell you that he really, really, went hands on, on quite a few occasions, just to get a the fullest grip on all the possible nuances.

Truly a master of his craft.

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Finally someone who gives me the respect I deserve. !anthropologists

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What's your age and BMI?

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Why do you need this information? :marseyfedpostglow:

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Because you might still be able to get laid via the femboy route if you're young and skinny

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I've seen girls with some of the fruitiest looking guys if they are Justin Bieber-level pretty and skinny

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Like, if you think you're small, you're probably small.

nod rly, 90% of men are having some inner panic about their peepee size

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this just in: 90% of men below average

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maybe try measuring it. @butthole thought @butthole's was small, butt after measuring @butthole found or was bigger than the global.average. Also iver heard some women like a little curve bc it can tpuch them better inside

vaccines work too make ur peepee small

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My curve is pretty prominent, bro. Got my peepee looking like a boomerang :marseycry:. I don't currently own a ruler. I'd need to buy one to measure my lil man, preferably a flexi ruler that can handle the extreme curvature of my genitals.

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tell the womxn that a curved peepee is good luck

https://media.tenor.com/VFOUEMGQnsEAAAAx/problem-solved-great.webp

vaccines work too make ur peepee curved

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My peepee looks like a question mark

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That's a medical condition called Peyronie's https://i.rdrama.net/images/17382697973AHxEllIu-OeHA.webp

It's what the guy in my avatar likely has too. It's treatable with meds and physical therapy which will give you some of your peepee length back.

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Does it curve up?

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To the right.

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If you stretch it to the left at every opportunity, then you can slowly straighten it out.

I remember seeing some post on a fitness forum about it ages back. Dude had a full regimen and everything.

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Bigot.

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Measure it. I thought I had a smaller peepee until i actually saw it compared to a woman and realized man hands will make anything look tiny. (look at how small a pornstar's peepee looks when they're holding their peepee and not a woman.)

Even if your peepee is small, peepeelets have been fricking since the beginning. You'll be fine.

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If you're insecure about it and have the want to bust out a ruler I have some news for you :marseythissmall:

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Be proud of your wiener dude, if you're not micro you'll be fine. Sure size queens will brush you off but they're going for black guys anyway

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Can we talk about how the perma chud award is applied to white users at a disproportionate rate?

There are multiple users on this site who have been permanently chudded for reasons that are questionable at best. 100 percent of those users are Caucasion. How is this okay? Mayocide stopped being funny years ago and everyone who makes that joke is just an unoriginal little bugman. Sorry if you look in the mirror and realize that it's you (statistically it probably is because 75 percent of this site's userbase are clones of each other who use the same jokes over and over and over and think peak humor is changing their names to match the holidays or site events) then you can take the first step to becoming an individual who matters by calling the jannies out on this shit.

Now is the perfect time to make this happen since Carp has taken another leave for attention. Jannies please unchud my main as well as anyone else who has been permanently chudded.

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