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:marseyheart: Going on a date with someone from Rdrama tonight :marseyexcited:

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No, I'm not telling you who :marse!yindignant:

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you seem more like the person who's going to be r*ped rather than the male feminist so just make sure to wear good shoes in case you have to run away :meow:

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I put basically all of my wagie savings into hotel + dinner + everything else I hope there's gonna be some r*pe happening.

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:marseyspit:

based tbh, what are you doing for dinner? :marseyreading: I work in giga fancy expensive restaurant and fine dining is v nice if you have the income for it, but you can also get good food/atmosphere for much cheaper, it's not worth spending all your money on

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I don't want to say exactly how much or where but just the dinner + hotel was around four figures of saved up wagie money. I had to book it around a week ahead but I did a ton of research so I know it's worth it. Don't know if I'll ever invest that much into a dinner again though next date is gonna have to be Subway or TacoBell.

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!metashit most financially responsible dramatard spending all of his taco bell tips to have s3x with someone who likely regularly gives dumpster blowjobs :marseyitneverbegan:

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This is the kind of user who :chudrage: when @jesus calls this place a friend simulator

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@jesus also uses this place as a friend simulator and has seethed for months bc i apparently called him a loser once

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But he's the savior

:marseypearlclutch:

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never meet your heroes :shrug:

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you people are weird

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but am I the most weird :marseyshy:

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I'm doing it out of love.

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even more of a reason why you should build up your savings or have some extra shekels ?? but you do you ig

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its @sandkwinn isn't it? you are goin on a date with sandkwinn!

!besties

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I asked you on a date the other day and you didn't even respond :marseyindignant:

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how much money do you have?

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net worth only like $500k :marseypoor:

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heyyyy :marseyflirt:

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will you spend all your savings on the first date like lapp? :doughboy:

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Why are you jealous

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IT SHOULD BE ME GETTING THAT SWEET FAST FOOD BAG :marseysulk:

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>1k+ first date

:redlight: :pepesimp: :redlight:

homie you'd better pray whatever foid or troid you're taking out tonight has a heart of gold because this is a big flashing sign that says "i'm desperate, please string me along and take all my money" :marseymerchantfoid:

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It's out of love I don't have to worry about that.

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if they really loved you then they would have told you to keep your money in an emergency fund instead of emptying your entire wallet in a single date :marseysipping:

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There's nothing more romantic than jointly investing and enjoying high-yield returns

Unless it's breaking securities laws together

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My man is spending 1k to frick make love to ted!

:#marseylaughpoundfist: :#marseyemojilaugh: :#mjlol:

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poor @T3D_SIMP gonna be catching strays until the end of time LMAO

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deserved :marseyxd:

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I am not dating Ted I would not take advantage of someone like that.

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There ain't no goddarn woman here worth that.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17121718107069042.webp

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>super fancy restaurant

>was able to book just 1 week in advance for dinner

lmao now i'm so thirsty for details

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Hotel was more expensive

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@Grue I'll spend $100 so we can go to Chili's.

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What city

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work in giga fancy expensive restaurant

ah, that's why you're an angry commie

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good luck lapp :@lapplandpat:

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:#marseyspal: has been doing HIIT workouts for just this occasion

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You wake up in this room.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738864938msdMMpi8FQrgPg.webp

Whats your next move?

!commies

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:marsey#blush:

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Am I armed? I might honestly try and kill Xi just for laughs

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You could prob kill the entire politburo and be an emperor. They don't look tough at all.

!asians do these chinx look like they know fung fu

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Knowing Kungfu is actually un-Communist so unlikely.

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I would just try and kill Xi and hope I can escape to Bhutan during the confusion

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>during the confusion

>large empty room with xi in the middle and 10 guys around him

I'm seeing some flaws in your plan :marseythinkorino:

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Well, the old guys won't stop me from running from the building, I'm hoping the political chaos can help me escape afterwards

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>flee during the chaos

I don't think you'd blend in very well tho

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Just because I'm tall, white, attractive and very, very sexy?

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I would kill Xi Jinping in the name of Taiwan (best China)

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