You ever think about leaving the internet?

There were people on pump.fun pooping themselves and promising to cut fingers off if their shitcoins hit certain price targets. Personally I'd rather have my self respect than another $6k

Something like this.

But it helps if you're some kind of C-list celeb

pragma solidity ^0.8.0;

contract ScamCoin {string public name ="Marsey1488TransWhiteRaceSavior";string public symbol = "Marseykitty";uint8 public decimals = 18;uint256 public totalSupply = 1_000_000_000 * (10 ** uint256(decimals));

mapping(address => uint256) publicbalanceOf;

constructor() {balanceOf[msg.sender] = totalSupply; // Creator gets 80% of supply}}