!animalposters there are bugs

!grillers !boozers I had some 6.8% beers

!thin git fit or get hit

!besties I wanted to share this with you!

!tops I topped a giant peepee rock

Have you ever taken the time to step back and just stop? Like why do I want to frick this chick? What am I doing? I was partying earlier, was talking to some chick, I got in an uber with her, but I started to sober up or something and realized I didn't know why I was doing this. Like what's the point? Instead of getting out with her I left her at her apartment block.

Karlach is still on menu btw just need to figure out con to go to.

>inb4 heterononsense

every feminine hole is a goal brother

!pings !thotpatrol

@FBIshill still owes me a comment

I was looking up stuff for a project, and found a dead video link only to find out it was a vimeo link. Being a curious lad, I wondered if vimeo was still alive. I went to their website and they offer some sort of video editing products for a monthly fee; AI is somehow involved because of course it is. I clicked around a bit, and then I found this absolute gemerald. The photo speaks volumes to me. It reminds me of the Identifying Woodscrews guy

I tried reverse image searching it, but only got the picture on vimeo's site with the video player UI shit over it. Thank you for reading my blog.

Still have a lot to go.. kinda migrated from place to place with tons of paper shit and “I'll look through it later”

Anyways!

Hahaha I think I got 1st place in this 🥇

Look how cute these little envelopes are 🥺 I wanna use em but u kno..

Frick this shit. Woodburning is like normal drawing except it takes you 10 mins to draw 1 line

What are some cool activites I can do? I already went to gym, maybe go to a park?

Any other ideas?

I hate childfree "people".

That's right fellow dramanauts, as of this month, I am now a not so proud wearer of glasses. It's probably karma for being happy I escaped my mom's genetic curse while my siblings were out there struggling. Granted the doctor said I've probably always been like that and never noticed but still. It's a very light script so I could have gone my entire life never fixing it. So I won't be like that guy in the Mummy whose glasses broke so he couldn't even see to escape Imhotep. That's been a top fear since my school days.

Also, I was always confused by the crispiness of 4k. Turns out my unaided vision is more like 1080p so that explains that....I look much hotter with the glasses though which I always knew but I didn't want to be that person wearing faux glasses before ( !fashion any thoughts on glassmaxxing?). And yes, you'll just have to take my word for it.

Anyway, thought I'd find out how many of us here are not vision chads/stacys. What's your vision like !poll_voters ?

I'm going to spend it crying, cutting, and overdosing on benzos and ambiem.

The other night I was anxious and decided to take a shower to calm myself down. I turned on the water and stepped into the shower, only to feel something wet and fuzzy under my foot. I intially thought that it was my grandmas weird washcloth or something. But, when I went to look at it. It was a FRICKING mouse.

It ran out into the shower and scared the living shit out of me. I turned off the water, gave up on showering and went back to my bedroom. I just stood in the middle of the floor with nothing touching me because every fabric felt like mouse. I did this for a good 10 minutes. I then did as any girl should and told my dad. He took care of it by capturing and releasing it into the woods. My concern is the mouse already knows how to get into my tub and might come back. Which I should mention, how the literal frick did it get into the tub? It looked so small and unhealthly, I dont understand how it was able to climb up. I also feel some guilt about turning the water on and then stepping on it.

Anyways, should I wash with the hose out back from now on?

You can probably guess -- unwanted sexual contact by a female to a male that I'm too embarrassed to talk about.

And from the strangest of places.

I as 16.

A minor.

First job.

I was leaving work. It was about 10 or 11 o'clock at night. Nobody else in the parking lot to act as a witness, of course.

As I was walking to my car...

I saw a woman.

I hurried my pace. She maintained speed, pretending to not look at me.

I broke into a sprint. She pretended not to notice.

When I was within range of my car, I pulled out my fob and unlocked it.

I scrambled into the driver's seat and slammed the button to lock the doors.

She smugly continued in her direction.

Like, why should I as a minor have to put up with this?

Thanks for listening. It was rough to relate.

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I know you've all been waiting with bated breath, but after seven months, it's finally done -- at least until I discover I posted cringe and delete it in a fit of embarassment.

Many thanks to those of you who provided me with constructive criticism throughout this process. I've learned a lot about how to edit videos and talk into microphones.

Biggest thing I'm worried about right now is volume -- I don't really know if the main narration is too quiet, too loud, if the music is too quiet, etc. I'm hoping it's right in line with other YouTube videos so mine isn't jarringly loud or quiet.

Please clap.

edit: oh wtf, i put a ton of effort into animating a screw at the 'rotation lock' part. where the heck did it go

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

They also had this super strong but super sweet coffee ☕ that made me crave mooooooore (🌸☆ω ☆)

And nice salad rolls

10/10

First time was for crashing my motorcycle so I was in shock with a busted collar bone and a lot of bleeding.

This time I'm sick af. It's not the coof, tested negative. Strep test a couple days ago at the urgent care was negative but the nurse just took a swab to test again.

The doc doesn't think it's mono because I don't have lymph swelling in the expected places. Plus can you even get mono twice? I already had it once like 45 years ago. So if it's not any of those things it's probably something really bad.

Oh and I figured out I can make this machine beep if I hold my breath.

Post script: It wasn't mono and the strep swab came back clean again. The doctor said I just have some nasty virus that messed up my tonsils really bad then he cut me scrips for prednisone and percs and they cut me loose.

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its time to hit the spongebob cart

I have noticed that, although this site has 26k readers, I am not receiving 26k upvotes on my posts. I'm not sure if this is being done intentionally or if these "friends" are forgetting to click 'upvote'. Either way, I've had enough. I have compiled a spreadsheet of individuals who have "forgotten" to upvote my most recent posts. After 2 consecutive strikes, your name is automatically highlighted (shown in red) and I am immediately notified. 3 consecutive strikes and you can expect an in-person "consultation". Think about your actions.

Found a story about a dude living among aliens where females are stronger and outnumber males. Interesting but a little cringe (no, being helped out of a dangerous situation is not an attack on my masculinity, you kitty)

But holy frick comments are concentrated soy and redditisms.

>as a man I never considered how fem- I mean women feel because I'm an autist but this makes it clear

>the dude liked the attention at first but then it became annoying, take that scrotes

>being a woman is like living among sentient bears

Nevermind the fact that the two societies are only similar on the surface because we have 50/50 s*x ratio and human males aren't 7ft tall gigachads, this story owns the chuds!

Kill me

The Downfall

It's like being sucked into the ground roughly, like being turned inside-out and seared at a white-hot temperature. It's unbearable, painful, exhausting. Your mind craves for an escape but there is none because your mind is the source of the suffering. It courses through your body, chills your bones, freezes your thoughts, and kills your happiness.

Life isn't worth living when you're in this state. Suicide feels like the only answer, being alive feels painful. You can't see two minutes into the future, it's just the agonizing present bubbling within. So what's the cure?

The Cutting

Grab a razor blade and place the cold blade on your skin. It's a quick swipe, faster than swiping a credit card. All you see is white flesh for a brief moment before the blood begins to rush. It feels so good but it hurts so bad. You deserve the pain because you are a wicked person. You're alone in this world and nobody loves you.

Fighting the Urge

Today I will not cut myself. It's only one day but it's all I can muster. I make no promises about tomorrow. I don't know if tomorrow will be better. The monster may return, the evil thoughts may possess me again, and I will have to fight the giants of misery.

There will be tears but there will be no blood.

Today I was invited to a flat interview since I am an internationalstudentcel, and one of the co-renter is a nutritionist. I was expecting an in-shape, or at most skinny-fat person. But no, she's legit 300 lb fat. How does she become a nutritionist in the first place?

P.S. I do not study in the USA or UK.