I received one small sprout of this "wandering Jew" plant from a tutoring client sometime last summer, and it quickly outgrew two smaller pots. Now it should be able to breathe a bit in its new medium-sized pot.

I read that on Facebook groups nearby, people will buy sprouts of these for $10 each... I'm obviously now plotting my way to somehow turn 5 sprouts into profit now that I'm aware of both the popularity of this plant, and how quickly mine is repopulating. It would be pretty cool to sell budding plants seasonally since I'm pretty good at encouraging healthy plantlife

Do any of you chud buds or buddettes care for interesting or rare plants? Any fellow gardeners around here, or does everyone only farm memes?

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the real measure of a successful reddit comment

!animalposters

>be me

>look for massage place cuz I would like one

>try to book massage

>lady asks if I had the vax

>me: roll eyes and say yes

>lady rejects appointment because she does not provide service for vax'd people

>lady says vax'd people have blood clot issues

>me:

First of all it forces me auth? Frick you! This is a local set up strag! "Oh buh muh pryvit trackers done did demanded it!" private trackers are for lifeless losers

My next issue is it demanding read/write to my media libary. Frick right off. You exist to send links to my seed box. The end. You don't need to know what i have much less be allowed to fiddle frick with it. But sonarr won't even let you add a show without first giving it read/write somewhere on your system to make a folder.

Then we have the "Download client" issue. Sonarr thinks I want it to download things, this is an r-slured assumption born of ego. I want an rss feed I can plug into my existing solutions. As far as I can tell sonarr literally cannot do this. A rss reader can't take some rss items, combine them into 1 feed and expose it.

inb4: "Buh it support clients!!!". That's nothing but useless. Oh I can set up a fricking webui on one of the handful of supported torrent clients? That's SOOOO much better than being able to use an rss feed which would work with ALMOST EVERYONE IN EXISTENCE

Look at this! "Oh a feature that would actually make our toyware useful? Naw we're not gonna do it and won't merge your code if you do it."

All I want from this is the ability to add shows without needing to set up regex and all horse shit in a million rss feeds!

Well lets read the docs I guess, maybe I can strongarm it into being less useless.

Webdevs did this.

Well lets look at the 'blackhole' option, it's the only one that isn't obviously dumb

Downloading and importing is where most people experience issues. From a high level perspective, the software needs to be able to communicate with your download client and have access to the files it downloads.

The frick you do. My client of choice can handle all that, you just serve as a front end!

And the words "torrent blackhole" aren't mentioned once on the page I was linked to, from the 'more info' button ON THE TORRENT BLACKHOLE OPTION

Lets google

That's kinda what I want! But it still demands read/write to write the peepee sucking files! Oh my god why is every dev on the earth so much worse than me?

Well I guess I can have it write the files to /tmp/whatever, copy them to my nas and have my client copy them from there. Hack, but it will work

Then make the folder!

Whatever, /tmp it is

WHY DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND i DON'T CARE. I DON'T WANT THIS FEATURE, FRICK OFF!

/dev/null it is!

/var/empty it is!

Ignore this and saving anyway it is!

AIDS

!codecels why are we like this

Everything is fine so far. I only get one hour of phone time per day and I choose to spend some of it with you, my bestest best friends.

@404notfound I match. I dare you to outbid me by going to a Turkish prison.

How hard is the dating market these days? Do you really have to work harder for mid women?

I'm a blackpilled trvecel looksmaxxer (read: cute twink) and I don't date at all.

Some of you know I've been working on a video about a car project. It's been taking way longer than it should have. It's still THAT video. I don't even remember which alt I was on when i started it.

The current 'part one' is 95% complete. Just needs an outro and background music.

The problem is, I'm scrapping the design. I don't want to scrap all this progress on the video, though -- this is six months worth of work.

Part One is "intro, history, parts needed, 3d printed parts, preassembly, prewiring".

Part Two was supposed to be the in-car windshield prep and installation

Then a couple parts of the programming and calibration, followed by showcasing all my previous failed designs and screwups.

But now half of Part One is a failed design.

I'm not sure how to proceed with this.

If I leave this video as-is, then the order gets all messed up. This was also supposed to be a sort of tutorial others could do.

If I remove the incorrect information and save it for the 'failed designs' video, this Part One becomes a clunky 4 minutes long.

If I wait until I get the new design figured out, that means the video is going to take even longer, especially since there's a good chance I'll need a new windshield again.

I could change Part 2 to say "ok it's no longer a how-to, it's a 'follow along while I figure it out'" but that's not what I wanted this to be.

The new new new 2024 v6 design is actually going to be very basic. Disappointingly basic, really. I had all kinds of nice visuals of how my parts went together, and none of it will apply to the new design.

The big plot twist in all this is that for the past four years, I've been designing custom mounting brackets because you cannot buy just the bracket on its own -- it comes with the windshield, and there is no correct windshield with the bracket for my model, and it's not common enough to rely on junkyard availability. But now in $current_year, you can buy the mounting bracket on Aliexpress for $5, making the past four years of custom brackets completely moot.

I know it's a niche thing and I'm never going to actually be a real Big Boy youtuber, this is mostly a way to occupy my 30s, but I'd still like to do it proper so I can pretend I'm cool and somewhat known like Aging Wheels. I also know the responses here will be little more than 'dude bussy lmao' and 'post hog', but this is at least a more honest community than Reddit when it comes to 'how to not be cringe'

What do I do?

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👩: You know, your brother just sold one of your dad's old comic books on ebay. It went for $1,800.

(unaware that we had any of my dad's old comic books): great!

👩: so I was thinking the money should be split between the three of you. $600 each.

: thank you!

👩: You know, honestly, your sister doesn't need the money. How about I give you $900 and you don't tell her about this. 😉

: haha, ok!

How should I matricide? Burning at the steak? Beheading? Some anime shit? Please post your suggestions below

ducks don't frick around

Not your fault. Spiderman loves all of you.

Spiderman will return.

little alien cat kicked the bucket last night

a reminder to enjoy your marseys while you have them

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I made an account 10 years ago but heard they changed a bunch of stuff in the meantime and so decided to redownload and check it out.

Well it's not that different, basically translate this text and then do it again.

They've been leaning hard towards gamification though. Only it seems that no one on their development team actually plays video games. It's like a superficial emulation of a game without actually being a real game. e.g. you're in the pearl league and you're gonna be demoted are you sure you don't wanna purchase a league repair and you missed a day but no worries you have a streak freeze etc and it's just endless that stuff. Like you failed but press a button to unfail and then see your face in a league full of other people that may or may not exist, you don't know who they are or what they're learning.

As for how useful it is to actually learn a language, it's basically just a vocabulary app. You'll learn useful words at a fairly decent rate (well usually useful, idk why I need to see the word for 'mayor' so much and so early) and it's good to hear how they're pronounced. There's no grammar at all though so you must do that separately to get anywhere at all.

The paid version is very too, it's basically just pay to win, and since you're the only one who benefits or loses out, you only end up cheating against yourself by buying it. Whenever they give me a free premium trial (which you can't opt out of) I just stop using the app for 3 days until it expires which is probably not what they intended.

I wonder why there are so few actually useful or actually fun language learning apps out there. Especially if you want to gamify language learning, you could do a head to head of who translates the word quickest for example or etc. Lots of things which would be more fun than just keep translating random sentences.

I'm proud of myself.

Updated yesterday via a 3rd party play store front end and the app has not given me 1 notification since. Not one. Uninstall and reinstalled via gplay, disabled battery bullshit, turned off my pc, nothing fixes it.

We need to

Some groomercord devs until they fricking admit the issue exists. 8 years this bug has existed and never once have they even addressed it

Edit: After un and REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE installing it 3 times it works. I think it's because I deleted all data from it before reinstalling last time

She told me I should focus on my studies for now, and that I'm still young. It didn't really help and I've got serious urges to cut because I'm so depressed. I hate my life.

Sorry for all the circumcision posts. I'll stop now.

!pinknames !lgbt @CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM