Socialist professor explains how to get a PS5 under socialism (you have to convince your coworkers to vote for it)

Comrades...I went and tried to apply this type of decision-making with my fellow proletarians! Yes, we have went and earned our relaxation from labor not by motivation of profit, power, or a desire to continue typical bourgeoise traditions, but for ensure that game time will be for all of the workers united around the world!

But of the nine other people (besides me) who voted, 5 instead voted to get a Switch (its smaller size and more active gameplay with the Joy-cons makes it better than the more capitalistic PS5), 3 voted for an Xbox Series X (Asian Marxists have gone reactionary so we need to support a more traditional fitting console according to Our Dear Leader's Vision), 2 for an Electronika 60 (they love glorious Soviet engineering feat of Tetris), and 1 ultimately condemned us all to the firing squad for succumbing to Western cultural imperialism by wanting to play games instead of working in the factories all day. Bylat!

!g*mers !anticommunists

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