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There is this strip club in Portland called "Acropolis" - decent strip club with a trashy Greek vibe. I've been a few times.

They have around 100 beers on tap and offer a range of cuts of steak (don't worry, they have a salad bar too). I was talking to one of the dancers and she says the owner also has a ranch. Im assuming they are small time and supply some beef for an ag exemption.

Anyway, it's my friends bachelor party. We order steaks. We eat our steaks at the main stage (encouraged). New dancer comes out. She sprays the stage with 409 and nails my friend's steak with a direct hit. We laugh, the stripper is unaware.

My friend complains to the bartender. Baetender says (without looking) "Was it a blond chick with a tattoo of something or other?" He replies in the affirmative. She rolls her eyes, says "Again?!" and apologizes. He gets a new steak. I'll return on my next visit to Portland.

Acropolis - Home of the 409 Steak Sauce.

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