Another great week has come and gone. It's time to get ready for week 4.
Get ready for what could very well be a return to TNF being an boring game. Followed by 8 Early Sunday games, 4 Afternoon games, and what should be a good primetime matchup. Then we have 2 MNF games again (is this just the thing they're doing this season), which not going to lie, I don't mind having 2 games especially if one's a blowout like last week.
Thursday, a test to see if the Cowboys can lose to even one of the most mediocre teams
Cowboys - 4,000 total betted - WINNER!
Giants - 2,200 total betted
@BasicallyADoxxer will have the college slate of games as usual
Finally for anyone interested, here's a excel spreadsheet I've been using to track gambling wins/losses. Column A has the winner of their matchup (listed in the same order I list them for this thread, B is the gross Payout , C needs to be filled with a 1 if you won that bet, and a 0 if you lost. So it will be easy to track your weekly and seasonal gains/losses. Prior threads: week 1, week 2, week 3.
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CFB Week 5 betting thread here
AP top 25 for reference
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Other games here. If I don't have your game, let me know by DM and I will add it if it fits
Arizona - 800 total betted - WINNER!
Utah - 2,400 total betted
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Minnesota - 400 total betted
Michigan - 2,200 total betted - WINNER!
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Wisconsin - 800 total betted
USC - 2,200 total betted - WINNER!
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Washington State - 1,200 total betted
Boise State - 1,200 total betted - WINNER!
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Adding this cause it'd be hilarious if they lost
Ohio State - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!
Michigan State - 800 total betted
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For those of you who love or hate !texas
Mississippi State - 600 total betted
Texas - 2,400 total betted - WINNER!
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Ole Piss fans
Kentucky - 400 total betted - WINNER!
Ole Miss - 1,800 total betted
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Chain Gang, Chain Gang
Virginia Tech - 400 total betted
Miami - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!
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That's fricking right
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Top 25 close matchups thread here. Exceptions will be made based on the slate and the importance of the game
Georgia - 1,600 total betted
Alabama - 1,400 total betted - WINNER!
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Louisville - 1,200 total betted
Notre Dame - 800 total betted - WINNER!
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ND wins because of a delay of game on 4th and 1
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embarrassing
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Illinois - 400 total betted
Penn State - 800 total betted - WINNER!
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Oklahoma State - 600 total betted
Kansas State - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!
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Oklahoma - 1,400 total betted - WINNER!
Auburn - 1,000 total betted
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We suck so bad Oklahoma is gonna kill us but I still bet on the home team
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oh heck yea fellow war tiger
I can't bring myself to throw 200dc away anymore tho, going OK
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Bro last week was a demoralizing experience. Though I constantly debate doing a writeup for rdrama on Auburn starting from jetgate since we are such an insane franchise
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BYU - 600 total betted - WINNER!
Baylor - 600 total betted
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Arkansas - 600 total betted
Texas A(and)M - 1,000 total betted - WINNER!
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What does the a and m mean?
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NFL games go here
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Monday 7:30 pm EST
Titans - 2,600 total betted - WINNER!
Dolphins - 2,800 total betted
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FRICK i fricking FATFINGERED the fricking bet button, motherlover!
!dolphinchads if you end up winning, I will PERSONALLY pay you the fricking goomble debt you are fricking owed from my own fricking janny salary, god bless
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Hahah, suck it dolphincels, motherlover! 31-12, motherlover!
I ain't gotta pay SHIT
FULL JANNY SALARY IS fricking GOING RIGHT INTO GAMBLING
!slots 10000
!commenters !football !mensfootball !goomblers
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Lucky for you that isn't going to happen
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lmao I was very confused
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Monday 8:15pm EST
Seahawks - 2,800 total betted
Lions - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!
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Tyler Boyd vs Will Levis. the Matchup we've all been longing to see.
TANK BOWL 2024!
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I don't think they've said who's starting for the Dolphins yet. They've got 3 options
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3 options including Russell Wilson?
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Skylar Thompson was QB2 and started last week
Tim Boyle was QB3 and played the rest of the game last week
Tyler Huntley was acquired from the Ravens after the Tua head hurty game
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Gotta be Huntley. Huntley's not an aggressive tankjob.
Maybe Fins'll just try and tank the rest of the year. Sell Tyreek and hope for later.
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Sunday Primetime
Bills - 4,400 total betted
Ravens - 2,400 total betted - WINNER!
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Ayyeee put my faith in the Ravens and they did not disappoint
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Me too.
I didn't think they could mess it up again playing at home with the season practically already on the line. I would've been negative for the week if they lost. I somehow forgot to click OP to bet on the Cowgirls. 
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Sunday Afternoon Games
Patroits - 1,000 total betted
49ers - 4,800 total betted - WINNER!
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I had to take that sweet goomble ratio
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having only 20-30 people consistently betting, we usually bet the favored team by way more than a realistic spread. I'm literally giving away money by taking too many safe bets.
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Commanders - 2,200 total betted - WINNER!
Cardinals - 3,000 total betted
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Chiefs - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!
Chargers - 2,000 total betted
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Browns - 2,200 total betted
Raiders - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!
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Early Sunday games
Bengals - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!
Panthers - 2,600 total betted
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The biggest rivalry that matters literally only to those involved
Saints - 2,800 total betted
Falcons - 2,200 total betted - WINNER!
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Jaguars - 2,000 total betted
Texans - 3,400 total betted - WINNER!
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Broncos - 1,200 total betted - WINNER!
Jets - 4,200 total betted
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!mensfootball why did so many of you guys vote jets???
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Cause Broncos
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Figured there was a chance Rodgers would be more effective
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They thought Arron Rodgers could stop the jets from being the jets. They were wrong. Go broncos!
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they were suppose to be on the up and up
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All they had to do was put some points on the board and not look like shit on defense. IDK why that's so hard
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Jets defense took a step back. If Rodgers was healthy last year they were super bowl contenders.
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I love Rodgers and still dream of a Love v Rodgers super bowl, but Grandpa Aaron and the offense has got to be able to put up more than 9 points against the fricking Broncos.
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Jordan Love is still "let's see". Sam Darnold (future MVP) had a bruised knee in Sunday's game, but will be playing
Packers - 2,000 total betted
Vikings - 3,200 total betted - WINNER!
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Steelers - 3,600 total betted
Colts - 1,800 total betted - WINNER!
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Rams - 3,200 total betted
Bears - 1,600 total betted - WINNER!
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Eagles - 2,200 total betted
Buccaneers - 2,600 total betted - WINNER!
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Done, no idea what I betted on
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You can only bet 30 times per minute?
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They're always trying to keep a good goombler down
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We are so oppressed
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Finally, how did your gambling treat you this week? How did your team do? Is it over? Are we back?
I finally had an up week (10-6) thanks to my thought that it would be really fricking funny if the Bengals went to 0-3. Thank you to the commies!
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Seahawks
got me spooked, they've had the Lions
number for a while.
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I need to see them go up against an okay team before I'm worried about the Seahawks. They beat the Broncos, Patriots, and the Tua-less Dolphins. Most teams could and should do that.
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I hate Kansas City
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Same brother. You didn't respond to my earlier comment. Would you like 3k dramacoins? You must bet them in the remaining NFL games. Beyond that, no strings attached.
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Somehow I missed that. Absolutely I'll use it all to place bets here
Thanks!
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sent, king
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Done, King. Thanks again
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() elks () blue bombers
() tiger-cats () lions
() redblacks () roughriders
() alouettes () argonauts
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Love to Lick All night and Day nuStop Slobbing Licking kissing RUBing sniffing smelling until you squirt all over me mouth watering π π€€ππ€€ππππ€€πππ πππ₯΅π€€πππππ₯°π₯°πππππ¦πππ₯΅β€οΈβπ₯π ππ€€ππ―πππ
Snapshots:
excel spreadsheet:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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