Trump attempts to connect with the avg burger the only way he knows how: by being a fricking r-slur.

Sometimes its nice to see your racist grandpa be president rather than yet another automaton programmed by Goldman Sachs that runs off baby blood

This is myself and my generation's fault, and I'm sorry we've let all this happen. I'm going to try and do better before I die.

Nah this has gotta be top 10 Trump videos at least i'm fricking dying

lol, knew it

That's not what men in Arizona look like

Biden would destroy him by replying:

So I was eating ice cream with my friend Edgar Allan Poe and he told me that Nixon was wrong about Obama

So the women didn't actually get to frick trump and instead got a pillowcase? Total ripoff folks

Burying the lede of a supposedly out of shape old man talking for extended periods in a suit in 100 degree heat and showing no signs of physical stress. Just legendary stuff. Talking about sharks. Taking about batteries.

Because of MIT, my relationship to MIT —very smart. He goes, I say, ‘What would happen if the boat sank from its weight? And you're in the boat and you have this tremendously powerful battery and the battery is now underwater and there's a shark that's approximately 10 yards over there?' By the way, a lot of shark attacks lately, do you notice that, a lot of sharks? I watched some guys justifying it today. ‘Well, they weren't really that angry. They bit off the young lady's leg because of the fact that they were, they were not hungry, but they misunderstood what who she was.' These people are crazy. He said there's no problem with sharks. ‘They just didn't really understand a young woman swimming now.' It really got decimated and other people do a lot of shark attacks. So I said, so there's a shark 10 yards away from the boat, 10 yards or here, do I get electrocuted if the boat is sinking? Water goes over the battery, the boat is sinking. Do I stay on top of the boat and get electrocuted, or do I jump over by the shark and not get electrocuted? Because I will tell you, he didn't know the answer. He said, ‘You know, nobody's ever asked me that question.” I said, ‘I think it's a good question.' I think there's a lot of electric current coming through that water. But you know what I'd do if there was a shark or you get electrocuted, I'll take electrocution every single time. I'm not getting near the shark. So we're going to end that.

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."

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