Once again relevant garristoss from four years ago

He's also smoking crack from a weed pipe but you smoke crack with a glass tube

How about shooting meth in your butt?

Before the first one, in which Trump kept interrupting and didn't do as well as he did in the second debate, which he won according to what CNN said recently.

Listen to me, all right?

Ben Garrison is a hardcore motherlover, I've told you that before. He did time in Pelican Bay because he turned some ebony cupcake into a Pez dispenser back in his Klan days. I mean, the guy will slay you where you fricking stand just as soon as buy a round or clap you on the back.

Now, when I asked Ben to give me his opinion of the President Brandon, he said, "Johnny, I've turned out a lot of punks, but I've never seen a old yeller frick boy as soft as this punk. I mean I'd drive a shank into his butthole just to make a point or if I wanted his corn muffins and he wouldn't give 'em to me off his tray." I realized then that if we didn't start The Day of the Rope, Ben would fricking kill me. I saw it in his eyes.

He even told me as much onetime. My wife, she invited him over for dinner, and he shows up in a Klan coat stained with blood, shit, God knows what else. She screams and he sticks his hand up her skirt, kisses her, then pulls out a straight razor and says, "If your old man doesn't win this race war, I'm going to cut your fricking tits off before I even think about wasting the jewish chads."