Straight up, I need someone to do some CSS magic here for the hole, and I need images, memes, the works. And I'm will to pay in cold, hard MB. I would even make it crypto up to a certain amount if that's what you want. It's all in your grasp, your greatest desires realized. All if you do some webdev bullshit, or make me laugh.
The reason? It's election season. That's when we need to get good, or become registered independents. So, here's the deal Cornpop, I have some cash, you have some talent. Flap those titties and we got a deal, got it?
And to make it sweeter, and to hedge personnel costs, I'm making this a contest. I alone will be choosing the winners, but rest assured I'll pretend to take advice.
For CSS, and really this is first come, first serve if it meets the standard, I will pay out 20K MB.
For sidebar images, I'll pay out 3k, then 2k, then 1k prizes. I may tip some of you beyond that if we get some real bangers.
This is your chance to leave a mark on the world's most intelligent forum for political discussion. The internet is mostly bots and centrists, so we don't have a lot of competition.
If all else fails, remember: Extremism works.
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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We could just tie some balloons on the mailbox, people will get the point
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True, but I want more anger, more in your face. More! More! I'm still not satisfied.
But you're probably right.
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