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Hogan RNC speech, He did it in character

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i unironically love this country so much. this is all crazy. wrassler hulk hogan cutting a promo hyping up WWE hall of famer trump for president to the HUGE CHEERS of the crowd. there's no other country this could happen. this is the most american thing that's ever happened. :xd:

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Trump's speech covered how rich Kid Rock is and how much Hulk Hogan can bench :peperealization:

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i can not tell if that's true or not :xd:

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He said Hulk could pick up a 350 lb man and bench press him out of the ring. Not much pettiness so far except calling Nancy Pelosi crazy and gloating that his court case was dropped. He narrated the assassination attempt like he's writing a novel. People keep chanting like it's an NFL game.

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I was wondering if he'd actually try to be unifying, and I'd say he is in a populist way. He threw a bone to the black and brown folx. He's talking about reducing home prices so young people can buy them. The environment is fricked though. Sorry, guys. He just shat on EVs too.

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Lolll he just said no more taxes on tips because a hot waitress bitched about it to him in Vegas. He suggested that the government won't know if they're cash tips, and she said it's all cards now so she can't do tax evasion 😔 "I learned this information from a very smart waitress" :marseyxd:

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"We want people to come into our country, but they have to come in legally" REEEEEEEEEEEE

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He said the border is like Silence of the Lambs. "The late great Hannibal Lector. He'd love to have you for dinner."

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Our military's not woke, it's just some fools at the top who are woke

:hehecat: This is like the longest shitpost of all time

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Why isnt that a marsey wheb we have :curbstomp#:

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I joined during that I was wondering wtf he was talking about

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Latinx countries are emptying their insane asylums onto our border, silly :marseysmirk2:

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Literally rent free in his head.

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Love. It's about love

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The last week is like the first time I saw Trump tweet a Pepe meme in 2015- he's gonna frickin win boys, the magic is back

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This is some real Idiocracy shit lmoa

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And that's why it's awesome, president Camacho NOW!!!!

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Will he bring American agriculture the electrolytes that plants crave?

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Shit,

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Na fam, ima need a 50 cal firing wildly into the ceiling before im all the way there

:#marseyinshallah: please i need this please let it happen

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Kid Rock is performing now and a bunch of boomers are white-people-dancing :headbang:

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>Hogan

>Kid Rock

>Dana White

Terrifying. This convention is inaugurating the Wiggereich

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Needs more Yelawolf

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Trunk Muzik 0-60 is actually a fantastic album

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This is only sort of related, but Uncle Kracker is currently on the saddest tour ever and is probably coming to a state fair or suburban country bar somewhere near you this summer.

Also kid rock as the boomer rightoid's gentrified white trash poet laureate is the saddest possible outcome. In a more just world we'd get ICP or Fred Durst at the RNC instead

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good god i haven't heard the name uncle kracker in like 20 years i can't believe he's still a thing

i'd probably pay $5 to see uncle kracker

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I sure hope nobody hit the turbo bass.

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What, you want him to get up there and talk like a nerd?

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:marseyusa: :marseyusa: :marseyusa:

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:marseyrofl:


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey merry new year donkey

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The new NWO

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trump is going to drain the swamp and replace it with the new world order! HE'S BEEN ONE OF THEM THE WHOLE TIME! :hysterical:

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Trump walking out to the NWO theme at his rallies would make me instantly vote straight ticket Republican

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Oh man, if he'd walked out to Voodoo Child strumming a belt with a sharpie beard....well, it wouldn't have been as good as his more iconic persona, but it would still be amazing. Eric Bishoff and Big Sexy the Giant Slayer Kevin Nash could have joined him.

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uhhhh guys?

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:#marseyxd:

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@Holly_Jolly_Kong lost it in one blackjack :#marseyclueless:

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!slots193

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:#soycry:

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Trump blew him kisses lmfao

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A man who was doing cuckold videos for Florida men before he sued gawker into the ground is ripping his shirt off at the RNC. YEAR OF THE B V L L Is confirmed

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!marks

>Wanted to be Trump's VP in 2016

Lmao I don't remember that. Do you think they would have run as Trump/Hogan or Trump/Bollea?

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Im voting blue no matter who after that shit :marseycringe2:

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Lmao Trump just revealed that Bagram Airbase was likely the launching point for strikes on Chinese nuclear facilities in western Tibet lmao king shit :#marseychadretardtrump:

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I stopped listening after awhile, how the frick did he get to that? Last i saw he was kissing a firefighters empty uniform

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"Under democracy one party always devotes its chief energies to trying to prove that the other party is unfit to rule -- and both commonly succeed, and are right."

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he did it in character

Just like the rest of them

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in character?

:marseyb#urgers:

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