Diversity Is Our Strength 
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— Yashar Ali 🐘 (@yashar) October 30, 2024
!nooticers someone ping grillers
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it does seem kind of
to not vote lol
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Taking time out of your day to do something that literally doesn't matter at all is the most
shit imaginable.
Oh shut up you know darn well your vote literally doesn't matter. If you died before reaching the voting office it would impact nothing.
Would you go stand at the DMV for an hour and fill out paperwork for no reason? Of course not, that would be something an r-slured person would do. That's basically the same exact thing as voting. Ergo, only !r-slurs vote. It is 100x smarter to stay at home and play video games.
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And there was some chud-punishing thing about hassling poll workers, so it would be funny if somebody screeching about Dominion voting machines goes to jail.
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Yep. The galaxy-brained thing to do is to find someone on the other side of the aisle and establish a gentleman's agreement to not vote together. Saves time and you would just be cancelling eachother out anyways.
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I do that and vote anyway but I write
my mom in on the ballot
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I can explain it even easier:
Your vote doesn't matter because every option is r-slurred. Voting in one r-slur over the other is pointless.
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!slots1000
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!superheroes !goomblers !khive we just gotta distract them!
!slots2000
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It's time. I'm betting it all
!slots2074
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!slots2074
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!slots2074
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!nonchuds so true!
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!zombiechads
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This one too
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Good goyim! Give up and eat the slop! Stay home and don't vote.
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People who vote are voluntarily cucking themselves out of valuable free time.
Consider:
Unless you live in a small minority of states, your vote will not affect the outcome of the election
Voting will probably take at least an hour out of your day
You could instead spend that time edging to weird fanfiction on AO3 or shitposting on your favorite cat enthusiast forum
!grillers
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It takes me 10 min max.
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I am still 50/50 Harris/Trump after thousands of hours of research I am undecided.
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Flip a coin and let fate decide
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I already know who won but I don't want anyone to get upset.
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When you think about it we all won because this election cycle has been healthy and brought us all closer together.
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True, and at the end of the day, both candidates were qualified and good choices.
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Why not?
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True. I will post my predictions after Halloween.
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Of course
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LIVEEEEE BY THE COIN
DIEEEEEE BY THE COIN
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Vote for Kamala, it'll make the rightoids seethe about a "stolen election" again
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Trump will cause the most seethe, even if your online spaces seethe about Harris
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Just vote for Mr West!
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Kanye or Cornel? So many choices!
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Vote for Ron Paul
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Sorry
my vote matters.
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Vote for the lolbert.
1. Everyone hates libertarians so your vote generates maximum seethe.
2. Democrats think voting for a third party is actually voting for a Republican so they are just as mad as if you voted Trump
3. You get to smugly proclaim you're better than everyone for not voting for their candidate.
4. A vote for Green doesn't hit the same because Democrats already tolerate the healing crystal r-slurs. Everyone looks down on Greens because of their r-sluration.
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I will probably just vote for whoever I feel like Nov 4. Both are good choices.
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Zero value divided by 60 minutes is the same as zero value divided by 10 minutes.
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10 minutes...
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It's a nice walk from my house to a park nearby that has a ballot dropbox, and I already have my ballot sitting on my desk. I don't live in a swing state federally, but there are plenty of local elections that matter.
The margins on some local things can be as low as 50 votes sometimes.
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That sounds comfy tbh
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Why should I vote for people who don't represent me and my wishes?
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https://ballotpedia.org/California_Proposition_16,_Repeal_Proposition_209_Affirmative_Action_Amendment_(2020)
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And? Idgaf about that
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Tbh your singular vote matters much less in burgerland than anywhere else, especially if you live in a non-swing state
Dumbest voting system maybe ever
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It was created at a time when it would take you basically a day to get to your polling location.
Euros wouldn't get it because they were all serfcucks at the time.
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So maybe you r-slurs should get with the time and change it
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Noooo the other side would exploit a change!!!!
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I have literally never voted
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Both of the candidates are
so why should I give one of them my vote? Because they're r-slurred in different ways? Gimme someone Romney or Obama.
!grillers know what's up
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You're forgetting the only real candidate:
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Very true
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When it comes to voting you are quintessentially voting for one of two things
Voting to kill the united states faster.
Voting to kill the united states slightly slower.
That's it.
If you're voting because a candidate says one thing or another you're just fricking gay and stupid.
!grillers this is the truth.
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holy based
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Your ballot only has presidential candidates on it?
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i'm just pinging !grillers again cause god darn i love grilling
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I think grilling is fine. But not grilling is alright too.
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Not really. Your individual vote won't really influence the outcome. If you care about what others think in regard to your voting past, then you can vote as a way of signalling, but if that's unappealing, then what's the point?
It's even worse if the average voters' preferences are nowhere near your own. Your candidates will never get elected, so doubly so why bother?
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This means youre neurodivergent and probably play paradox games
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TRVKE but his why bother point is correct then.
If you're an neurodivergent neo-absolutist or whatever it's unironically a waste of time for you.
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!hoi4 attack!
Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.
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I vote 3rd party
and hoi4 is the 
coming up on 4k hrs now, and Paradox makes some of the best games out there, though tbh i bounced off foundry
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Check out this strag !hoi4 4k hours none of them in miltiplayer
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I respect the dummy who doesn't pretend to be otherwise
Also there's a decent chance this is a Trump voter scared of being canceled
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It's the same as a no confidence vote.
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!followers - interesting another trigger for dramatards
they really hate voting
adding that to the list of Ted Lasso, anti-weed takes, and anti-ADHD takes
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He's a VCU student so that tracks
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No you can't just decide you don't care which of these r-slurs will win
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this neighbor definitely voting for trump just doesn't want to admit it lol
bruh like 95% of people that vote don't have enough knowledge but they do it anyway
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Pretty much yeah lol. A real grill pilled answer would've been
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i can't vote i don't know enough
i will vote for the candidate
that has the funniest 
name 
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You know...this doth makes me wonder...
When it comes to the matter, what option would be the most grillpilled?
!grillers !poll_voters
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I have been, am and will keep ridin with Biden
Writing in Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. come this November 5th is the correct choice for America, the west and all those who love freedom
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Is he a
?
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writin in biden
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I've voted 'My Peepee' for Sheriff 10 years running now. Feel free to write it in.
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I'm going to write in a bunch of expletives and complaining
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writing in marsey for sure
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Voting third party creates the most seethe, so I'm going with that one.
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Early, mail-in voting for your most logical main party pick, Trump or Kamala, in a non-swing state. Because you're a griller who casually exercises your citizenship. Your mellow, reasonable existence brings seethe, not lazy poverty behavior of not voting or contrarian teenage write-in jokes.
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Best method is reverse donkey vote
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I literally 30 seconds ago wrote in "Steve" against one position that was uncontested and "Larry" on another. Took me two minutes to fill out my ballot while my wife is now 30 minutes deep.
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Did you marry an r-slur?
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No, someone who cares about politics
although she's getting more grillpilled by the year
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He argues towards voicing disapproval in general and also what this means is up to you. The whole thing is spectacle.
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Hey So basically I'm just gonna not vote. I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna vote it is all
HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH
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Why does the camera cut after every 3-4 words?
Christ i hate young people so much....
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More sneed here from the local subreddit
https://old.reddit.com/r/rva/comments/1gfldq1/what_the_hell_lol/
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Holy shit they are mad lol.
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he already voted with his chicken hawker choice
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The interviewer is so wingcucked that he can't even understand how smart the guy he's talking to is. Only r-slurs make random guesses about things they don't understand like presidential candidates. And this guy is forward thinking enough to budget his time to study rather than reading tabloid shit
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Holy shit that kid rules
Also we need an election betting thread ive got a kamala vibe that i want to turn into 10k dramacoin
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Here you go
https://rdrama.net/post/297942/bet-thread-brasiliguanas-amazing-election-betatorium
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that kid is obs a trump supp
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He's as uninformed as everyone else on social media, just self aware about it lol
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admitting one doesn't have time to form a proper opinion???
holy frick this guy has more sanity than the entirety of reddit
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actually smart lol
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Hey
So basically I'm just not gonna vote!
I know... UGH! I know... I'm sorry!!!!!
I'm just not gonna do it is all!
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infinity grill pilled
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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.
Snapshots:
https://x.com/yashar/status/1851601662886158646:
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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Only cis white men have the privilege of not voting. Literally everyone else has to vote because Drumpf is bent on genociding them.
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Fricking young people
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