:marseygrilling2talking: "I'm not voting" :!soysnooseethe: :soysnootypefast: :!soysnooseethe: :soysnootypefast: :!soysnooseethe: :soysnootypefast:

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!nooticers someone ping grillers

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it does seem kind of :marseybrainlet#: to not vote lol

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Taking time out of your day to do something that literally doesn't matter at all is the most :marseybrainlet: :marseysmugretard: :brainletchest: :marseyretardpearlclutch: :brainletpit: :brainletcaved: shit imaginable.

>b-but look at this one swing state county where it came down to 1,000 votes

Oh shut up you know darn well your vote literally doesn't matter. If you died before reaching the voting office it would impact nothing.

Would you go stand at the DMV for an hour and fill out paperwork for no reason? Of course not, that would be something an r-slured person would do. That's basically the same exact thing as voting. Ergo, only !r-slurs vote. It is 100x smarter to stay at home and play video games.

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!nonchuds so true!

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:#marseydisintegrate: :!#marseyflamewar::space::!marseyagree:

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This one too :marseyembrace:

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:marseysipping: it takes less than ten minutes and there's a bunch of other gay shit on there like "hey should we renovate some schools or are 20-year-old dell computers good enough for science class" and "are we maintaining local parks and wildlife centers or not" where it might actually count. also I guess I'm signed up for permanent mail-in voting, which makes way more sense than the r-slurred "you can only vote on this one tuesday and only up until 7 pm" ritual pre-COVID.

And there was some chud-punishing thing about hassling poll workers, so it would be funny if somebody screeching about Dominion voting machines goes to jail. :marseybiden2:

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Yep. The galaxy-brained thing to do is to find someone on the other side of the aisle and establish a gentleman's agreement to not vote together. Saves time and you would just be cancelling eachother out anyways.

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I do that and vote anyway but I write :marseychingchongnotes: my mom in on the ballot


Give me your money and I'll annoy people with it :space: https://i.rdrama.net/images/16965516366194396.webp

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:marseykingcrown:

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!slots1000

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!superheroes !goomblers !khive we just gotta distract them!

!slots2000

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It's time. I'm betting it all

!slots2074

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1730347650458258.webp

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:#vegetakneel:

!slots2074

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!slots2074

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I can explain it even easier:

Your vote doesn't matter because every option is r-slurred. Voting in one r-slur over the other is pointless.

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:#marseyhesright:

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>it does seem kind of :marseybrainlet#: to not vote lol

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/002/306/067/669.jpg !grillers

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Both of the candidates are :#marseybrainlet: so why should I give one of them my vote? Because they're r-slurred in different ways? Gimme someone Romney or Obama.

!grillers know what's up

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When it comes to voting you are quintessentially voting for one of two things

  • Voting to kill the united states faster.

  • Voting to kill the united states slightly slower.

That's it.

If you're voting because a candidate says one thing or another you're just fricking gay and stupid.

!grillers this is the truth.

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holy based

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Both candidates

You're forgetting the only real candidate:

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Very true

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Your ballot only has presidential candidates on it?

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i'm just pinging !grillers again cause god darn i love grilling

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I think grilling is fine. But not grilling is alright too.

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I have literally never voted :marseyreta#rdcheers:

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People who vote are voluntarily cucking themselves out of valuable free time.

Consider:

  • Unless you live in a small minority of states, your vote will not affect the outcome of the election

  • Voting will probably take at least an hour out of your day

  • You could instead spend that time edging to weird fanfiction on AO3 or shitposting on your favorite cat enthusiast forum

!grillers

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Voting will probably take at least an hour out of your day

:#marseywut2:

It takes me 10 min max.

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I am still 50/50 Harris/Trump after thousands of hours of research I am undecided.

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Flip a coin and let fate decide :marseycoin:

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I already know who won but I don't want anyone to get upset.

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Why not? :marseylovedrama:

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True. I will post my predictions after Halloween.

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When you think about it we all won because this election cycle has been healthy and brought us all closer together. :marseywholesome:

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True, and at the end of the day, both candidates were qualified and good choices.

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LIVEEEEE BY THE COIN

DIEEEEEE BY THE COIN

:carpcoingold: :marseyholdingcoin:

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Vote for Kamala, it'll make the rightoids seethe about a "stolen election" again :marseyrapscallion:

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Just vote for Mr West!

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Trump will cause the most seethe, even if your online spaces seethe about Harris

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Vote for Ron Paul

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Sorry :marseyteehee: my vote matters.

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Zero value divided by 60 minutes is the same as zero value divided by 10 minutes.

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10 minutes...

:marseyantiwork#:

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It's a nice walk from my house to a park nearby that has a ballot dropbox, and I already have my ballot sitting on my desk. I don't live in a swing state federally, but there are plenty of local elections that matter.

The margins on some local things can be as low as 50 votes sometimes.

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That sounds comfy tbh

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!followers - interesting another trigger for dramatards :marseynotes:

they really hate voting

adding that to the list of Ted Lasso, anti-weed takes, and anti-ADHD takes

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Why should I vote for people who don't represent me and my wishes?

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:marseydisagree: If you live in a real state (California) voting can amend the Constitution with a simple majority. Even things like allowing race to be a consideration on hiring and we've all gotta voooote on it. Every year is a schizoyear. :marseyfluffy:

https://ballotpedia.org/California_Proposition_16,_Repeal_Proposition_209_Affirmative_Action_Amendment_(2020)

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And? Idgaf about that

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Not really. Your individual vote won't really influence the outcome. If you care about what others think in regard to your voting past, then you can vote as a way of signalling, but if that's unappealing, then what's the point?

It's even worse if the average voters' preferences are nowhere near your own. Your candidates will never get elected, so doubly so why bother?

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>It's even worse if the average voters' preferences are nowhere near your own. Your candidates will never get elected, so doubly so why bother?

This means youre neurodivergent and probably play paradox games

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TRVKE but his why bother point is correct then.

If you're an neurodivergent neo-absolutist or whatever it's unironically a waste of time for you.

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:#marseyindignant: Hmph!

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!hoi4 attack!


Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage.

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I vote 3rd party :#marseynerd2: and hoi4 is the :#marseyblackphillip: coming up on 4k hrs now, and Paradox makes some of the best games out there, though tbh i bounced off foundry

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Tbh your singular vote matters much less in burgerland than anywhere else, especially if you live in a non-swing state

Dumbest voting system maybe ever

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It was created at a time when it would take you basically a day to get to your polling location.

Euros wouldn't get it because they were all serfcucks at the time.

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So maybe you r-slurs should get with the time and change it

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Noooo the other side would exploit a change!!!!

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I respect the dummy who doesn't pretend to be otherwise

Also there's a decent chance this is a Trump voter scared of being canceled

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It's the same as a no confidence vote.

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>Falling for the hebrew grift

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No you can't just decide you don't care which of these r-slurs will win

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this neighbor definitely voting for trump just doesn't want to admit it lol

>"I don't have enough knowledge to make a decision"

bruh like 95% of people that vote don't have enough knowledge but they do it anyway

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Pretty much yeah lol. A real grill pilled answer would've been

>It doesn't matter, it's they're both working for the same corporations anyways.

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i can't vote i don't know enough :marseyitsallsotiresome: :marseysad:

i will vote for the candidate :marseybuttigieg: that has the funniest :marseypickle: name :gigachad2:

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>Notice how he leans back when he's asked "if he had to choose one"...

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Only cis white men have the privilege of not voting. Literally everyone else has to vote because Drumpf is bent on genociding them. :taylorlorenzcrying:

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The interviewer is so wingcucked that he can't even understand how smart the guy he's talking to is. Only r-slurs make random guesses about things they don't understand like presidential candidates. And this guy is forward thinking enough to budget his time to study rather than reading tabloid shit

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You know...this doth makes me wonder...

When it comes to the matter, what option would be the most grillpilled?

!grillers !poll_voters

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I have been, am and will keep ridin with Biden

Writing in Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. come this November 5th is the correct choice for America, the west and all those who love freedom

https://media.tenor.com/yeV_wLIxG34AAAAx/ridenw-wth-biden-joe-biden.webp

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>robinette

Is he a :marseypooner: ?

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writin in biden

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I'm going to write in a bunch of expletives and complaining

https://media.tenor.com/jYZmxGqvQKsAAAAx/old-man-yells-at-cloud-yelling.webp

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Voting third party creates the most seethe, so I'm going with that one.

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I've voted 'My Peepee' for Sheriff 10 years running now. Feel free to write it in.

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writing in marsey for sure

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Best method is reverse donkey vote :marseythumbsup:

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Early, mail-in voting for your most logical main party pick, Trump or Kamala, in a non-swing state. Because you're a griller who casually exercises your citizenship. Your mellow, reasonable existence brings seethe, not lazy poverty behavior of not voting or contrarian teenage write-in jokes.

:#boomermonster:

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writing in somebody else as your candidate

I literally 30 seconds ago wrote in "Steve" against one position that was uncontested and "Larry" on another. Took me two minutes to fill out my ballot while my wife is now 30 minutes deep.

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Did you marry an r-slur?

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Why does the camera cut after every 3-4 words?

Christ i hate young people so much....

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he already voted with his chicken hawker choice :#rupturejak:

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Hey So basically I'm just gonna not vote. I Know..... UGH I know... It's just that I'm not gonna vote it is all

HAHAHAHAHRHAHAHA HARAHARHARH

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He's as uninformed as everyone else on social media, just self aware about it lol

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admitting one doesn't have time to form a proper opinion???

holy frick this guy has more sanity than the entirety of reddit

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Holy shit that kid rules

Also we need an election betting thread ive got a kamala vibe that i want to turn into 10k dramacoin

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that kid is obs a trump supp

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actually smart lol

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Hey

So basically I'm just not gonna vote!

I know... UGH! I know... I'm sorry!!!!!

I'm just not gonna do it is all!

:marsey#indignant:

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infinity grill pilled

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A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country.

Snapshots:

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Fricking young people

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