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A parody account that's supposed to be headlines from the NYT. Run by people who think the NYT works for Trump. This is the kind of crap that's popular with the people who rule us. :marseyyikes:

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Apparently a lot of White House staffers think this is the height of comedy. No wonder they've done such a bad job handling Biden. They're r-slurred. :marseysad:

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A length election and huge amounts of opposition research have failed to uncover any ethical scandals in Kamala Harris's past. Is Kamala Harris too squeaky clean?

>Keeping innocent black men in jail for free slave labor isn't an ethical scandal

>Neither is fricking your boss to advance your career

I get it's ran by shitlibs, but cmon

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/r/politicalhumor said this shit about her being "spotless" too. Deluded. Theres a ton of scandals with harris:

  • black men were 50 percent of inmates during her reign, even if the shitlib response to the weed thing is that "she didnt arrest them"

  • deporting school children

  • said that schools should clamp down on protests

  • had more crime in her state than the guy previous, who she ousted by running on him being too progressive

  • trans women were getting r*ped in jail during her stint, as well as denied healthcare

  • voted for trump's warmongering policies

  • railed with republicans against obama's vaguely pro-palestine statement during his presidency

  • couldnt get enough votes in her own state, literally had less approval ratings than biden at his lowest as a baseline

  • backtracked on free healthcare and stopping fracking

  • said she will have the most lethal military in the world, currently doing a genocide

  • voted to keep cannibas as one of the DEA's most lethal drugs

  • covered up a church r*pe scandal

  • refused to prosecute facebook for revenge porn, as she was friends with big tech CEOs

  • said arabs should be okay with gaza being bombed so long as groceries become affordable

  • kept an innocent guy in prison because he didnt do the right paperwork

  • endorsed the border wall

  • tampered with lab evidence

  • did an illegal prison snitch scheme

  • didnt prosecute a notoriously trigger happy cop, lead to him killing again, also didnt prosecute or investigate the police force being notoriously racist. Seemed suspiciously lenient on body cams

  • kept people in prison after their sentences to use as slave labor

  • laughed about intimidating minority women with fines and jail sentences for truancy, her policies got a mother jailed because her kid got sick

  • called "bend the knee" a russian op

  • said we shouldnt build more schools and less jails

  • endorses the nordic model of legalizing s*x work but criminalizing the purchasing of it (tbf, one of her few good policies)

  • said biden was a racist and male feminist, which is just funny so i endorse that, but biden notoriously said that she was useless as a VP and that she shouldve stepped up and done more work during his presidency

  • her husband is part of the antisemitism task force set up to reprimand college kids for not being zionists

  • otherwise generally incompetent and apparently r-slurred to be around

Ofc these are the "Biden didnt do anything skeevy except hug women, you lying russian whore" people so ofc they wouldnt know this. The only reason either candidate has any support is because the other side are running a candidate a third of the country hates

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:#based:

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:#gigachadqueen:

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1st bullet point looks good. Too bad she's shit on border issues.

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Hillary clinton was also the perfect candidate just was bad at messaging

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That all seems pretty based. I'm changing my vote and my dead grandmother's vote to Harris now

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Yea my point is that all this stuff you could just turn around and say is all based, but Dems want to have their progressive cake and eat it too

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What about her qualification that brought her here? "Sucked an old man's peepee"

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Snopes: PANTS ON FIRE LIE DIDN'T HAPPEN

(he wasn't old when she did it)

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>source: reddit

:#marseyfacepalm:

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My source is the socialist FAQ give me SOME credit

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Even worse.

:#marseysick:

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These are the same psychopaths that say obummer had a scandal free presidency because they buried their heads so hard on him.

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DRONE STRIKE ON BROWN PEOPLE REIGNING CHAMPION OBAMA! that Obama?

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