A parody account that's supposed to be headlines from the NYT. Run by people who think the NYT works for Trump. This is the kind of crap that's popular with the people who rule us.

Here it is. From Semafor.

Some online critics have built successful brands around complaining about the paper's alleged unfairness towards Democrats. The New York Times Pitchbot, an account that attempts to parody Times story conceits and headlines with questionable success, has nonetheless gained a large following among Biden aides in the White House and online liberals who have grown increasingly frustrated with the Times.

As his campaign for reelection flailed, Biden allies inside the White House stoked the idea that news outlets, chiefly the Times and the Washington Post, were limiting the president's appeal by focusing overwhelmingly on negative stories about him.

"If you don't shop at Costco you're poor"

These people sure know how to relate to the working class! Bajamas is better than CurryCO by a mile.

/r/politicalhumor said this shit about her being "spotless" too. Deluded. Theres a ton of scandals with harris:

• black men were 50 percent of inmates during her reign, even if the shitlib response to the weed thing is that "she didnt arrest them"

• deporting school children

• said that schools should clamp down on protests

• had more crime in her state than the guy previous, who she ousted by running on him being too progressive

• trans women were getting r*ped in jail during her stint, as well as denied healthcare

• voted for trump's warmongering policies

• railed with republicans against obama's vaguely pro-palestine statement during his presidency

• couldnt get enough votes in her own state, literally had less approval ratings than biden at his lowest as a baseline

• backtracked on free healthcare and stopping fracking

• said she will have the most lethal military in the world, currently doing a genocide

• voted to keep cannibas as one of the DEA's most lethal drugs

• covered up a church r*pe scandal

• refused to prosecute facebook for revenge porn, as she was friends with big tech CEOs

• said arabs should be okay with gaza being bombed so long as groceries become affordable

• kept an innocent guy in prison because he didnt do the right paperwork

• endorsed the border wall

• tampered with lab evidence

• did an illegal prison snitch scheme

• didnt prosecute a notoriously trigger happy cop, lead to him killing again, also didnt prosecute or investigate the police force being notoriously racist. Seemed suspiciously lenient on body cams

• kept people in prison after their sentences to use as slave labor

• laughed about intimidating minority women with fines and jail sentences for truancy, her policies got a mother jailed because her kid got sick

• called "bend the knee" a russian op

• said we shouldnt build more schools and less jails

• endorses the nordic model of legalizing s*x work but criminalizing the purchasing of it (tbf, one of her few good policies)

• said biden was a racist and male feminist, which is just funny so i endorse that, but biden notoriously said that she was useless as a VP and that she shouldve stepped up and done more work during his presidency

• her husband is part of the antisemitism task force set up to reprimand college kids for not being zionists

• otherwise generally incompetent and apparently r-slurred to be around

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These are the same psychopaths that say obummer had a scandal free presidency because they buried their heads so hard on him.

The truth is that the absolute state of politics completely puts off anyone who might actually be good at running a country.

Even if it weren't true, imagine how cool it would be to have a select group of people meet up in some secret destination to discuss world issues, kinda like with the Jekyll Island meet up that led to the creation of the federal reserve but in the modern day

Not a week ago was Tigerdroppings talking about winning the popular vote

see, it's funny because it pokes fun at lifes foibles.

This has been his schtick since at least 2005. He has 872 pages of blogposts too, if his Twitter wasn't enough.

No, now half the country will be reflexively suspicious of them. It's terrible marketing.

At best it means some vax enjoyers will move D just as vax haters move R, but at worst the libs actually immolated the popularity of vaccines by being so smug and authoritarian