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Trump is unironically more moral than Biden. Elon is playing 5D chess.

Israel bombs terrorists, women, children, and babies. America citizens protest.

Biden: They are our strategic allies we cannot stop this. They are just too valuable. :soycry:

Israel starts mass raping Palestinian prisoners and takes dudebro torture pictures with Palestinian prisoners.

Biden: They are our allies. We cannot stop this. They are too important. :soycry:

Israel bombs pretty much every single neighbor around them in preemptive "Self-defense".

Biden: They are just trying to protect themselves by attacking first. Its an understandable situation. :soycry:

Netanyahoo is caught on vid getting a bj from Satan while eating a bucked of Goyim Fried Foreskin.

Biden: The rabbit hole goes deeper than I was aware of, but the Israeli's are good guys. We must worship satan together. :soycry:

Meanwhile:

Trump before he even gets into office:

Bibi. I have set up a peace deal for you. You are going to sign it. No. no. Shut the frick up. I am the President here. Not you. You are going to sign that peace deal, and you are going to stop stealing the foreskins of Palestinian babies right now. Is that clear? Good. I don't care if its Sherbet. Who the heck names their holiday after a soft drink. You sign the peace deal today! Get on your jet and go to Qatar and say sorry to HAMAS. YES! NOW! click

Situation 2:

Demonrats in 2010: Gays are not okay! Marriage is between a man and a woman!

Biden: The people have spoken. Gays are sin. God made marriage between a man and a woman.

Demonrats in 2020: Gays are love. Gays are life. I hope I get to suck 2 government mandated peepees a day.

Biden: The people have spoken. I always loved the gays. All my best friends are gay.

Meanwhile:

Trump in 2010: I am with the demonrats. I support gay marriage.

Trump in 2020s: I am with the republicans. Listen to me you followers. We aren't going to go after the gays. They are very good gays on both sides. Both sides. We only hate BIPOCs and Mexicans here.

Morally Trump has consistently stood by his principles.

You can find many more similar situations to compare and by the end of the day you will find that the only real sin of Trump are either personal failings as an Individual or the appearance of being an butthole. American voters are basically kitties who would rather choose the guy who talks nice to them and r*pes cat than the guy who does everything right for them but sounds like an butthole.

Now on to Elon Musk:

He is clearly playing 5D chess. Think about it. Either we have to believe that the richest most powerful man in the world is a complete r-slur, or more realistically, the most powerful man in the world is pretending to be r-slurred because that is the best move in the current moment, which perfectly makes sense. Here is why:

1) Trump could easily get jealous of Elon being the most powerful and loved man around, but Trump is unlikely to turn on Elon the "r-slur" who keeps embarrassing himself but is still useful to Trump. This way Elon gets to do everything he wants while Trump gets the spotlight and enemies.

2) The general public hates Elon and would happily vote and act against his interests as a good deed, but nobody wants to be the person having a fight with the neighborhood r-slur, as it lowers their status as well. This way the general populace stop caring about what Elon is doing because it is all just some stupid childish thing anyways.

3) The demonrat leadership hates Elon and would be more than happy to pass laws to take him down when they get back in power. However, when Elon behaves like a harmless dumbass, it takes the democratic leadership off guard over the next 4 years and they would focus on other targets instead like Republican leadership.

4) Elon Musk is behaving like the average 3rd world uncle ( older adult ) who thinks he is a lot smarter than he actually is. Trying to give commands when it comes to things that have no relation to his expertise as if he knows what he is doing. This kind of behavior endears Elon Musk to his new workforce, the Indian immigrant, and ensures that from their cultural perspective, they are able to recognize Elon as their boss behaviorally.

5) Taking all these factors into account, we can determine that Elon is behaving exactly how he needs to to maximize his advantage in the current political atmosphere.

Conclusion:

Elon Musk is playing 5D chess and Trump is a far greater moral human being and humanitarian than Biden. Anybody who cannot see this is heavily regarded. The only downside for Americans is that America needs Elon more than Elon needs America. Which means if the best strategy that Elon finds is to sell America to the rest of the world, then that is what is going to happen.

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:#marseysquint: Too grammatically correct and coherent for real @WeihnachtenSalvador

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Bestest dramatard!

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Are you heavily regarded or something? It is right in my profile name. Salvadore_Ally. An ally of Salvador. Not Salvador himself.

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